I was really hoping hed catch on fire. Either Im going to hell…or Im already there! A short four hours later oh, to have four hours of sleep! Credit: Kharen Hill Aaron needed help putting his pants on, because he was cramping in his camo pjs. Eventually, however, he made it out to the line, and the challenge was on. Joanna, on the other hand, was sending out raw potatoes with little remorse....
If you punch links we provide, we may receive compensation. Couple quick notes: B. Gordon Ramsays cursing is legendary, and in real life, so is mine. When in doubt, assume I really am using the bad word. Credit: Kharen Hill And now, %#$*@ you all, on with the show! Is it just me, or are theHKcredits like 700 times too long? Eddie, nobly, suggested that hed carry Aaron on his back to achieve a win....
I know this show is capable of so much more than its giving me. Andthatswhat pisses me off. Notice that I use pisses in the present tense this weeks episodedidnt exactly get us back on track. Credit: John Russo For hardcore comic-book fans,Heroeshas never been the most original show on the air. So many of the powers, the dynamics between characters, could be found in the funny pages. Sure, 70 years worth of superhero fiction will leave very little virgin territory....
That he was just too much same-old, same-old. Is it too late for me to take that back? Lets look at Sylar (a.k.a. Gabriel, or He With the Crazy Hawk Eyebrows). He was a blunt storytelling instrument, but effective. (It fell to H.R.G. to be the complex sharp instrument.) Given the absence of his powers, hes forced to rely on other methods of control. Hes manipulative, scheming, cruel, and, for the first time,interesting....
I am not infallible. I have not committed every detail of the sprawlingHeroesmythology to memory. (Even if I did, my cat, Lilu, would waste no time messing them up.) Credit: Mitchell Haaseth I might even make errors on the on nights. I mean, duh! Even little Lilu knows shes his second cousin once removed! (That was a joke, friends.) So shall we make a run at get along now? Luckily, we were spared that kind of nonsense....
has a hard time being a single father Heroes: Whos your daddy? Wow, did anyone take a look at that Primatech Paper company website from last week? Didnt care about that onlineLostgame either. Ill let yall figure it out. Holler back at me when something happens. Those are just getting more mind-boggling by the week. So yeah, a placeholder. It was definitely a time for parents, though, more so than in previous eps: H....
Seuss' Horton Hears a Who!'' Also meetingexpectationswas the strong second-place run ofTyler Perrys Meet the Browns, which banked $20 mil. A poor CinemaScore grade of C, meanwhile, plagued Joshua Jacksons Asian horror remake,Shutter(No. 3), which scared up just $10.7 mil. Still, it inched out the Owen Wilson comedyDrillbit Taylor(No. 4), which banked a mere $10.2 mil. Oh, and10,000 BC($8.7 mil) rounded out the top five. Elsewhere, the feel-good Mexican-American illegal immigration storyUnder the Same Moon(No....
Will SmithsI Am Legendis more of a sure thing than the airports being crowded during the holidays. Really, there isnt a genre this movie star cant tackle. The only real question is just how bigI Am Legendwill be. Other new entries for the weekend include Foxs kid picAlvin and the Chipmunksand Yari Film Group ReleasingsThe Perfect Holiday. And yet my sources tell me that it is gaining tremendous steam with all the tracking predictors....
Am I being melodramatic? Yeah, of course. (Yeah, even worse than Janay Castinesseason 4 semifinal rendition of Hit Em Up Style.) And the two songs made me feel like youre not fighting hard enough to get into the top four. (Note the use of charm, a noun attributed to the Dreadlocked Dude all season.) B. Paula was reading from notes given to her by the shows producers. Either way,Idolhas some serious explaining to do....
I shed a couple tears at the end of tonights episode ofAmerican Idol. Not that I ever had any illusions she might win this thing or even crack the top three. And yet, as in most doomed relationships, I simply didnt know how to quit Carly Smithson. Ah, well, at least well always have Crazy on You. And I Drove All Night. And Come Together, Blackbird, and Here You Come Again....
In other words,America, what were you thinking? Still, for every Chikezie fan on our message boards, you could also find a detractor. He sings with more soul than Chikezie and any other singer in season 7. I think Chikezie should go. And some readers never warmed to the way this weeks bootee sassed back to the judges. I didnt care for Chikezies snarky apology for singing to the crowd, said Darren72....
Must we get a resolution for damn near every problem that was brought up? Maybe we do, but the final episode ofJericholeft me screaming at my television, Are youkiddingme? Well begin with the love story that was, is, and always will be Stanley and Mimi. It was obvious that they would become one hell of a couple, strengthened by Mimis taking a bullet. He freaked out a bit, as any sane person would, then accepted what hed done....
Im not sure I thought Goetz would end up hanging from a tree, but payback is a bitch. And Goetz surely got what was coming to him. you could only be an arrogant, power-hungry fool for so long before it comes back to haunt you. And still I ask, was it all worth $10,000? Goetzs downfall was only part of what furthered the building tension onJericho. Well, it looks like she was right....
