Hiram is back, yall. But well get there. First, we have to deal with more of this Archie vs. Dodger business. Credit: Dean Buscher/The CW So its no surprise when they show up one day and find the community centers been trashed. Well, at least its no surprise to everyone except Reggie. precious Reggie asks, completely oblivious to everything thats been going on. Arch calls FP, who promises to put a night patrol on Sketch Alley....

Why do I still find it hard to believe that this show is really killing Jughead?! Because it LOOKS LIKE theyre killing Jughead. I mean, hes dead. Riverdale — “Chapter Sixty-Six: Tangerine” — Image Number: RVD409b_0161.jpg — Pictured (L-R): KJ Apa as Archie, Camila Mendes as Veronica, Cole Sprouse as Jughead and Lili Reinhart as Betty — Photo: Jack Rowand/The CW– © 2019 The CW Network, LLC All Rights Reserved.Jack Rowand/The CW...

!Gina Torres, where have you been?! I have to say, I appreciate this episode for a number of reasons. I also appreciate this episode because it seems to fingers crossed! Riverdale — “Chapter Sixty-Five: In Treatment” — Image Number: RVD408b_0135.jpg — Pictured (L-R): Madchen Amick as Alice Cooper and Lili Reinhart as Betty — Photo: Dean Buscher/The CW– © 2019 The CW Network, LLC All Rights Reserved.Dean Buscher/The CW Lets take this case by case, shall we?...

Sure, the musical numbers are fun, but that’s not why these hours work. (Yes, Jughead has a new mystery to focus on.) That is … after he finishes his homework. Credit: Shane Harvey/The CW (My only question: It’s not like he wasn’t at school. He was actually, supposedly, at a much better school. Would his credits not transfer?) But apparently Jug’s near-death experience changed him, and now homework is simply too boring....

Maureen Lee Lenker here, filling in for regularRiverdalerecapper (say that three times fast) Sam Highfill. And Im sorry to report that I hate Archies boxing obsession just as much as my esteemed EW colleague. So, lets start with that asinine boxing plot no one asked for. Credit: Dean Buscher/The CW Its her turn to dispense wisdom which is in essence, STOP BOXING. See Archie, even your mom asks this of you....

It sounds more confusing than it is. We start the episode with the Gryphons and Gargoyles pandemic. Otherwise, hes not available. Credit: The CW It was right around the time Bettys mom Alice wouldve been in high school. At least thats how Alice, who went by Alice Smith at the time, puts it. Hermione and Sierra catch Alice crying in a bathroom stall before Penelope busts in demanding hall passes....

Remember when Edgar was wearing a leather jacket and preparing to blast a rocket into the sky? I miss those days. So the good news is that Archie isnt still wearinghis Halloween costume. Credit: Robert Falconer/The CW Well, if the name is any indication, at least hes in the right place? Honestly, give that girl your mask. While were on the Archie story, lets dig in, shall we? Do we want them ALL to start fighting bears?...

Welcome to Riverdale, the town with pep! At least thats what its welcome sign says. I suppose they couldnt fit the town where youre VERY likely to be murdered. Riverdale — “Chapter Sixty-Four: The Ice Storm” — Image Number: RVD407b_0275.jpg — Pictured (L-R): KJ Aapa as Archie and Camila Mendes as Veronica — Photo: Dean Buscher/The CW– © 2019 The CW Network, LLC All Rights Reserved.Dean Buscher/The CW Im not going to lie, I thought this episode was a little boring....

However, this hour did provide at least one answer in regard to the Mr. Honey of it all. I think it did? I’m never sure. Katie Yu/The CW But let’s get into it! For those wondering, yes, that’s waterboarding but with maple syrup. Seriously, all of these kids need therapy. And Veronica seems to be the only one who has a problem with it! So basically, in Jughead’s story, they’re just more extreme versions of themselves....

Except we’re not sure it’s the truth. Especially not after he went on about his plan and how it would all be okay. And ESPECIALLY not after he decided to write his book about his experience at Stonewall. Riverdale — “Chapter Seventy: The Ides of March” — Image Number: RVD413b_0250.jpg — Pictured: Lili Reinhart as Betty — Photo: Colin Bentley/The CW — © 2020 The CW Network, LLC. All Rights Reserved....

Its Spirit Week at the school, the week leading up to the big state championship football game! Okay, hold on. That might be the most unrealistic thingRiverdales ever done. Riverdale — “Chapter Sixty-Seven: Varsity Blues” — Image Number: RVD410a_0471.jpg — Pictured (L-R): Lili Reinhart as Betty, Charles Melton as Reggie, Eli Goree as Munroe and KJ Apa as Archie — Photo: Jack Rowand/The CW– © 2020 The CW Network, LLC All Rights Reserved....

But there was also Nick St. Clair and some guy named Ted Bishop. Its not the first time Archies naivete will land him in trouble and it wont be the last. Archie ultimately hits Ted over the head with a frying pan, but that somehow doesnt knock him out? Riverdale — “Chapter Sixty-Nine: Men of Honor” — Image Number: RVD412b_0479.jpg — Pictured (L-R): Lucy Hale as Katy Keene and Camila Mendes as Veronica — Photo: David Giesbrecht/The CW– © 2020 The CW Network, LLC All Rights Reserved....

Riverdalehas a very passionate fanbase, many of whom are prone to shipping certain couples. And when someone tries to mess with a specific ship, well, those fans get angry. Naturally, some Bughead shippers were not happy with Ethel, which makes sense. Credit: Katie Yu/The CW; Diyah Pera/The CW What doesnt make sense? Some of those same shippers took to social media to attack Shannon Purser, who plays Ethel. Written by WRITERS, Reinhart tweeted....