‘You know the difference between you and me?
I make this look good.’
Marcus Burnett: And some Skittles.
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DidSeth Rogenhave something to do with this joke?
Heposted on Twitterthat he wrote that scene with writing partnerEvan GoldbergforJudd Apatow.
Lowrey: [singing] Bad boys, bad boys, what ya gonna do?
Martin Lawrence and Will Smith in ‘Bad Boys’.Everett Collection
What ya gonna do when we come for you?
Burnett: [Ad-libs first verse and scats]
Lowrey: Dude, you gotta learn the words.
Burnett: We usually only do the chorus.
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Lecce: Give me the keys.
I’ll go to the supermarket.
What do you want?
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Reimers: Truth and justice.
Lecce: Anything else?
Lecce: Why not?
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48 Hrs.
Hammond: You know, you’re real stupid for a cop, man.
You’re following this guy too close.
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Lee: Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking.
You seem as if you like to talk.
I like to let people talk who like to talk.
Danny Glover and Mel Gibson in ‘Lethal Weapon’.Everett Collection
It makes it easier to find out how full of s they are.
Carter: What the hell did you just say?
“I let people talk, blah blah blah,” so I’m the one full of s?
Matt Nettheim/Focus
Riggs: I would if I slept.
(With special regards to Murtaughs I’m too old for this s!
line, which gives us a GIF usable in nearly every situation.)
Macall Polay/Sony
Gamble: [lying on the ground after an explosion] I can’t hear!
I can’t hear!
There’s blood blisters on my hands!
Scott Garfield/Columbia
How do you walk away in a movie without flinching when it explodes behind them?
There’s no way!
I call bulls on that!
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Hoitz: Don’t you dare badmouthStar Wars!
That was all accurate!
Jenko: [wounded on the ground, encouraging Schmidt] You got this.
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Cmon…
Schmidt: [shooting bad guy] You peaked in high school, motherfer!
Agent J: You do know Elvis is dead, right?
Agent K: No, Elvis is not dead.
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He just went home.
Costanzo: I don’t mean being a cop.
I mean to quit, retire, be a regular person.
Gemma La Mana/20th Century Fox
Hughes: Regular people suck!
Costanzo: Maybe, but they hardly ever get shot.
(People Against Goodness and Normalcy).
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Friday: Let’s check Enid Bordon’s description.
Streebeck: [reading notebook] “Big, bad, stupid-looking.”
Friday: An exact match.
Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt in ‘Seven’.New Line/courtesy Everett Collection
Ashburn: [visiting Mullins apartment] Wow, your windows are all boarded up.
You mean the curtains?
Gabriel Cash: He’s a little upset.
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He misses his wardrobe.
Ray Tango: I do miss my wardrobe.
Somerset: This guy’s methodical, exacting, and worst of all, patient.
Robert Zuckerman
Mills: He’s a nutbag!
Just because the fer’s got a library card doesn’t make him Yoda!
Tibbs: Look, I’ve had your town up to here!
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Gillespie: Boy, it would give me a world of satisfaction to horsewhip you, Virgil.
Tibbs: My father used to say that.
He even did a couple of times.
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Gillespie: Yeah, well, not enough to suit me!
Now you listen to me.
Just for once in my life I’m gonna hold my temper.
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I’m telling you you’re gonna stay here.
But I don’t think I have to do that, you see?
Because you’re so damn smart.
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You’re smarter than any white man.
You’re just gonna stay here and show us all.
You wanna know something, Virgil?
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I don’t think that you could let an opportunity like that pass by.
Hoyt: [getting into Harris kitted-out Monte Carlo] This car is not from the motor pool.
Harris: It’s not.
Sean Connery and Nicolas Cage in ‘The Rock’.Everett Collection
Sexy though, isnt it?
Hoyt: So where’s the office?
Harris: You’re in the office, baby.
Bean: Apologize about my gun!
Freebie: Apologize to this!
Bean: Apologize about my gun and Ill apologize about your lip!
Crockett: As in?
Tubbs: As in there is undercover and then there is “Which way is up?”
Do you think I’m in so deep I forgot?
Tubbs: [beat] I will never doubt you.
Perry: How about you, Harry, did your father love you?
Harry: Ah, sometimes, you know, like when I dressed up like a bottle.
Vukovich: It’s a crime scene, buddy.
The book is evidence.
What if the cop remembers it’s missing?
Chance: S. The rookie couldn’t remember what he saw.
He wasn’t in there long enough.
Doyle: All right!
You put a shiv in my partner.
You know what that means?
All winter long I got to listen to him gripe about his bowling scores.
Where do we even start?
Goodspeed: [yelling at Mason] Do not move that!!
But that’s after your skin melts off.
