Read on for the fictional books we wish we could read from 40 movies and TV shows.

Shes certainly among the most prolific writers on this list.

His most recent book,God Hates Us All, has been adapted into a horrifically watered-down TV movie.

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His debutDescentwas so hot that his publicist told him Jonathan Franzen was begging to meet him.

(Was he, though?)

The book looks destined for hit status until a meeting with publishers goes (very) badly.

MURDER SHE WROTE, Angela Lansbury, 1984-96

(Fun fact: It ended up winning a Golden Globe without being made into a movie!)

She even teases it with Chelsea Handler, forcing Alicia to once again withstand a public humiliation.

While that required some finagling in the show, the book (which you could actually buy!)

CALIFORNICATION, David Duchovny (right), ‘Monkey Business’, (Season 4, ep. 404, airing Jan. 30, 2011

provides the perfect tour of one of TVs most indelible small-town communities.

And shes inflexible with the ending she has in mind: death.

Shes on a tight deadline to finish the last book, with the series having been canceled.

SEX AND THE CITYSarah Jessica Parker

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Their intellectual squabbles spill over into much messier family drama.

Its rendered visually in the movies haunting final image.

Sherman Peabody first read theTales from Spacecomic in 1955.

The Affair

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Sherman also believed that the spaceman had mutated into human form when Marty took off his helmet.

Inevitably, things dont go as planned.

(Who ever could it be?)

Patti Levin confronts Laurie and demands that she break Meg or cut her loose

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Family friend Eli Cash, meanwhile, has writtenOld Custer, a Western alternate history novel.

Salinger, in this Gus Van Sant film.

The latter takes up more plot, but Isaacs love letter best captures the movies spirit.

Selina signs her book

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The book even becomes a best-seller if only the stunningBeforetrilogy could attract as many fans.

The latter wroteCharlotte Light and Dark, a book that would repeatedly haunt Brenda throughout her life.

Fortunately, they quickly find a copy of theHandbook for the Recently Deceasedto help them through the transition.

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It features the philosophical and scientific concepts the film uses to tell its increasingly trippy story.

A filmmaker known for his attention to detail, indeed.

Tobin’s Spirit Guideby J.H.

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Tobin,Ghostbusters

Ghostbustersfans should be plenty familiar with this one.

In case you didnt know already, you’ve got the option to pick up severaldifferent editions.

Whether youre readingBook of Spells, Extreme Incantations, orA Beginners Guide to Transfiguration, theres something for everybody.

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We learn, later, that its written by Tally, an old classmate of Hannah.

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The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)

Fox Searchlight

THE GHOST WRITER

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Stranger Than Fiction

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THE SQUID AND THE WHALE

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THE DOOR IN THE FLOOR, Jeff Bridges, Kim Basinger, 2004, (c) Focus Features/courtesy Everett Collect

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Back to the Future (1985)

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TROPIC THUNDER

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BASIC INSTINCT, Sharon Stone, 1992

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THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS, Gwyneth Paltrow, Anjelica Huston, 2001. (c) Buena Vista Pictures/Courtesy Ever

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GENTLEMEN BRONCOS, from left: Michael Angarano, Jemaine Clement, 2009. ph: Seth Smoot/TM and ©Copyri

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YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN, Gene Wilder, Peter Boyle, Marty Feldman, 1974. TM and Copyright © 20th Century

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FINDING FORRESTER, Sean Connery, Robert Brown, 2000

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MANHATTAN, Woody Allen, 1979. ©United Artists/courtesy Everett Collection

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Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy in ‘Before Sunset’ (2004)

Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy in ‘Before Sunset’ (2004).Emilie De La Hosseraye/Warner Indie

PAN’S LABYRINTH, (aka EL LABERINTO DEL FAUNO), Ivana Baquero, 2006, © Picturehouse/courtesy Everett

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WONDER BOYS, Michael Douglas, 2000.

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AS GOOD AS IT GETS, Jack Nicholson, 1997, (c) Sony Pictures/courtesy Everett Collection

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30 Rock - Season 7

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IN TREATMENTDianne Wiest, Gabriel Byrne

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NATHAN FILLION

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BEETLEJUICE

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MiseryJames Caan

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DONNIE DARKO, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jena Malone, “Frank,” 2001

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MOONRISE KINGDOM (2012)Tilda Swinton (at center) stars as Social Services

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HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER’S STONE, Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, 2001

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girls

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