Jens crazy-pregnant-lady self was only aggravated by Naomi winning access to her trust fund.

To quote my favorite high school flick,as if!

and water bottles, cookies, and tattoos all bearing Naomis visage.

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Damn you, Cannon!

But in the short term, its my eyes that are still feeling dizzy.

Did anyone else suffer sartorial vertigo from all the prints Silver wore in the first half of the episode?

Florals and polka dots and stripes, oh my!

Even her notebook was polka-dotted!

Next: A bachelorette party during daylight hours…and yet nobodys suspicious?

(Like father, like son.)

Hes also in college so that is, like, 1,000 hotness points for any high school girl.

Perhaps, but at least we might get a not-totally-stunt-y guest-star to appear as one of his parents.

Aid flexed her own brand of manipulation when she handed over Javiers songs as if they were her own.

So long as she takes off that green eye shadow, she can do whatever she wants.

Elsewhere that pesky Brit Oscar began to prey on Dixon and Ivy.

(Seriously, can no couple rest in peace?)

(I was wondering why these girls were having a party in daylight.)

Did Dixon not question who posted the photos?

His friends wouldnt do it, so wouldnt that make Oscar the culprit?

I mean, lets make more use of the guys six-pack, in any event, no?

And two more choice lines from last night:

  • Ivys back home.

I dont think shed be into me screwing her classmate.

Laurel to Oscar

  • Authentic invites only yo!

Everyone else can celebrate my birthday atArbys.

Naomi (who else?)

What did you guys think of the episode?

Which storyline are you loving?

And what do you think the story is behind Liams brother from another mother (or father)?