Because whats funnier then questionably coordinated B-listers in sequins?
Questionably coordinated B-listers in sequins …on ice.
(Kristy Swanson and Lloyd Eisler ended up winning.And then hooking up.The pair are now married.)

It was similar toDancing, in that so much seemed to depend on how physically adept the star was.
There was only so much the professional ladies could do with their mediocre male stars.
I wonder how ABCs version will deal with that?
And which stars do you want to see strap the skates on?
(The cast will be revealed on Nov. Read more:
ABC schedules Skating With the Stars and V