And you know you are a sad human being when you pre-gamethe show by playing as the Poo inVirtuaTennis.
But hey, its just my life.
I never said I was proud of it.
(By theway, themusic videofor Look of Love isinsane.
Its likeWizard ofOzmeetsThe Music ManmeetsOktoberfest… in the 80s!)
Jayanna: I cantbelieve Im saying this, but Jay-money is losing her thunder.
Shes too cockyand into presenting herself as so vivacious and outgoing.
Plus, you know Im astickler for the rules, and its starting to bother me that she is39.
Shes like the reverseDanny Almonteof the competition.
Give it a rest, Megan!
Believeit or not, that makes dudes feel mad uncomfortable.
Amanda: Whatsup with those boobs?
I dontknow, they are sort of weird, right?
is my only answer.
It almost lookedlike Poshs chest had migrated over fromVictoriaBeckham: Coming to America.
At any rate, Amandas jealousy, fawningadoration, and awkwardly tearful smiles are growing morele tiredby the second.
Maria: Yourekilling me, Maria!
He is just wandering aimlessly around the Big Catsenclosure; you must fight for your survival.
Im gonna go home with dignity, she insisted.
Imnot gonna go home looking stupid.
No one looks stupid for trying.
Well,almost no one…
If she learned anything from this experience, I hope its thatanecdotes arent her forte.
I see them hanging out well after this whole thing iswrapped up.
Also forboldly remixing the Adidas motto by telling Jen, Everything ispossible.
This guys an absolute player!
As Jules Renard said, Its not how old you are, but how youare old.
No doubt, Jules.
I dont know what you mean really, but I feelyou.
