If two serial killers meet in the forest and nobody’s around, does the stabbing make a sound?

And this week, first thing, we find out why.

Like so many creepy criminal romances, it all goes back to aerobics.

American Horror Story: 1984 | Season 9 Ep. 3: Slashdance Preview | FX (screen grab) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvcXAiidMiw CR: FX

NO REUSE EXCEPT WHAT TO WATCH 10/01/19American Horror Story: 1984 | Season 9 Ep. 3: Slashdance Preview | FX (screen grab)Cody Fern as Xavier Plympton and Billie Lourd as Montana Dukehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvcXAiidMiwCR: FX.FX

(What can we say?

Guys got taste!)

Naturally, Montana isvery impressed.

Did you guess that Montana had a connection to Brookes wedding-gone-wrong?

Promise me shell suffer, she says.

Jingles attacks, and shortly thereafter, Xavier wakes up trapped inside one of the camps industrial ovens.

Now awake, she runs out into the forest and is promptly trapped in a swinging net snare.

Unfortunately for the Night Stalker, its just not his day.

Shoutout again to anyone who called it: Margaret Booth is therealCamp Redwood killer!

I am the monster you made me, he growls and moves in for the kill.

Such a nice guy.

Such a huge wiener.

So when Margaret turns around, Jingles is gone.

Lights out, campers!