So adieu, Antonella!
Keep your chin up, and your clothing on!
Who knows, maybe youll score a hosting gig somewhere in the basic-cable universe.

But let us not digress and instead get back to the source of my anger, America.
That was cruel, America.
Cruel to the infinitely more deserving Sabrina.
And cruel to yourselves, America.
Youll have no one to blame for the nightmarish flashbacks but yourselves!
The more I think about it, though, the less surprised I am that Haley advanced.
By choosing a song that was most recently credited to Faith Hill, Haley filled thisIdolseasons massive country-music vacuum.
I could not recall one detail of Jareds performance.
To which Id say, Yes!
probably at the midpoint of Sundances wickedly pitchy cover of Pearl Jams Jeremy.
If you could either save Sabrina or eliminate Sanjaya, which would you choose?
And did anyone else notice Jordins rocker-grrrl hand signal during Sundances exit performance?