are not here to blog the behind-the-scenes action from tonights show!

Restassured, my newfound friends, the kidsll be back next week.

Its just that The Beav (aka AdamB.

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so they just couldnt be with you.

Who knew the judges spent less than 60 percent of the show actually sitting at their desk?

And why didnt someone tell me that half-nude hotties were greeting customers at the nearby Abercrombie & Fitch?

Butwith sincere apologies to Slezak, Flo Ridas performance brought downthe house!

Two of Flo Ridashoofers had some serious thunder thighs, which made me love the guythat much more.

Mean people at Freemantle are mean!)

Finally, were ready to begin.

Whatup with the elbow-length gloves, Paula?)

but Simon is nowhere to befound.

Or maybe he was just tickled to see how Avalon looked shockinglylike Ryans older doppelganger.

Either way, the exchange played welland Avalons still the same beaut.

Sorry if it reads corny but I was moved,man, just moved.

Man, these commercial breaks have gotta be abitch for the losers.

And now, down to the final moments.

More!Months!).

Alas, Simon had thefinal vote and Scott was on his way home.

What did you think?

Were Scotts tears unnecessary because you were already bawling for him?

What did I miss that you caught?