I am being brusque.
Just like how Ryan tossed Lil Rounds to the curb.
She had a lot of fun up there.
She is now dead to us.
Maybe not as much as his parents.
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Like how Allison Iraheta is my new personal life guru.
Its a lot easier to write like this.
I know you just wanted to sit on the aisle.
It wont happen again.
This girl needed her to be a celebrity, not a scared 16 year old.
This girl needed an Idol.
Andthisis who you keep trying to send home, America.
emerged in the stage left pit to get ready for their Paula Abdul-choreographed group number.
but it was also Earth Day, and dammit, those flowers gave their lives for averydubious cause.
Unless vegans dont mind flowercide.
I always forget what we can and cannot kill in this crazy world.
Real quick: Remind me again why he wants to win this?
Adam, blah blah blah emotional connection, safe.
just tell me that guy doesnt have money riding on this.)
Anoop got predictably shuttled to Bottom 3 Land, which left just Matt and Allison and… NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tonight, I was not laughing.
Allisons Hot Stuff was good, but it was no Jesus Christ Superstar.
And yet, Allison was laughing.
Not in that eff-you-losers Megan Joy way; just in a sweet, unaffected, teenage-girl way.
Jeez, said the guy next to me.
Hes not Elvis Presley.
Anoop obviously said something snarky to Allison, too, because I saw her say, Hes cool!
and swing her arm like she was trying to smack him.
The girl is 16.
- Does Archies guitarist really need to be in rock stance for this song?
and 3) I dunno, dawg.
It was just all right for me.
He can definitely sing… but for me, for him?
I guess Im not sure what kind ofartisthes gonna be, based on that song.
I dont know what else to say about the waxy little robot child.
He has always, and even now continues to,totallysquick me out.
Uh, hey you guys!
I could almost hear his breathy, husky little voice gasping.
Hey, uh, whats up?
to the kids in the mosh pit.
But the kids had, of course, long since moved on to watching something else.
And if that aint a $5 metaphor, I dont know what is.
On the benches, Kris had his face in his hands, peering nervously over peaked fingers.
Thats right, Lil.
You go seize all those opportunities for opportunity with your head held high.
Maybe Vonzell Solomon can give you some hot tips on the regional theater action in central Texas.
Wouldnt that be fun?
I hope that nice blonde girl from yesterday doesnt give up, and keeps trying to ask him out.
He deserves the love of a good woman or 12.
