(Yep, as expected, there are fewer than 10 of you out there.)
(Sorry, haters, Im not volunteering for that kamikaze mission.)
Its weird, my current lack of fighting spirit.

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(Et tu, Hostbot?)
But as Brooke White always liked to remind us, Its okay.Its okay.
(Clickhereto read Adams Q&As with both Davids.)
Okay, but enough waffling.
Im paid to have an opinion.
So cue up theRockytheme and lets discuss round 1, better known as Clives Choice!
(Oh, snap!)
NEXT: Something old, something new
I didnt think either David was particularly superstarry in round 2.
All right, all right, Im just quibbling.
I am certain that for fans of David Archuleta, Imagine was like stumbling across manna in the desert.
You may say Im a dreamer, but thats the world I know, yknow?
Speaking of which: Brace yourselves, Idoloonies!
Vary file reports from the red carpet and backstage (including one-on-one interviews with the winner and runner-up).
Then, on Friday, check back for the Idolatry season finale!
Finally, who will (and should) capture the season 7 win?