(Omigod, they forgot Kenny…Hoffpauer!)

Remarkably, only three of those folks are assured a place in the top 12.

So whos it gonna be?

American Idol, American Idol

Anne Marie or Alexis?

next Wednesdays cuts are still going to sting.

NEXT: The award for most annoying goes to…

I think we can start by eliminating:Tatiana Del Toro.

you thought I was gonna use this occasion for one last shout-out to Deanna Brown and Leneshe Young?

who mightve actually stood a chance with the voting public.

If Tatiana is truly as unhinged as she appears, then the whole scenario is merely depressing.

(Where are the girls parents with a badly needed reality check?)

This is for all of you.

Stevie, meanwhile, is young and cute and ultimately forgettable.

In fact, the only thing I can remember about her audition was that she wore a cow-print blouse.

And really, its going to be tough to upend those first two guys.

than the name of any other season 8 semifinalist.

(Hey, that scenario didnt end so badly for Clay Aiken.)

Then again, Simons entire demeanor was foul during the Jesse-Frankie sing-off.