B. Kris Allen swiped some nailpolish off the top of Adams dresser.
C. Simon upgraded from bargain-store undershirt to an elegant, tailored suit.
D. Randy was the least annoying member of the judges panel.
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E. Ryans play-by-play included the exclamation: Paulas just punched Simon in the left breast.
(Simon never wears a suit until the season finale!
Was there a slight yet certain disturbance in Glamberts swagger?
Was Dannys voice beginning to show the strain of 10 weeks of getting run through the unforgivingIdolmachinery?
And did Kris manage to have a moment despite/because of his decision to cover a song by Kanye West?
Think Im being overly harsh?
Lets flash back to Top 3 night on Season 7, when we got a whopping nine performances.
(Dial 1-800-RAY-BANNED!)
Instead, lets count down the nights performances, from the best to the worst.
c’mon dont let this be a hot wreck!
Well, my suspicions were half right.
Heartless wasnt just hot, it was, to recall a popular season-7 Randy-ism, a molten-hot lava bomb!
Did she really ask Why didnt you do that with Apologize?
after Kris finished Heartless?
(Side note: Yes, The Fray does an acoustic version of Heartless.
No, it doesnt remotely sound like Kris rendition.
Kriss is vastly superior!)
Moving on…
NEXT: Its a sabotage?
Oh, Ryan, you coy little piece of fluff!
Whatever could you be grinningly trying to imply?
Kris Allen and the Oddly Positioned Piano, ApologizeWait!
Press pause, kindly.
And do I need to quit it already with the Idolis out to sabotage Kris conspiracy theories?
(As if that wouldnt be totally frowned upon by the production as a whole!)
Thankfully, Karas massive ring gave me something else to fixate on besides Simons desperate, gagging eyes.
1 show on TV?
(The jeans tucked into the undone boots could not have helped in the dexterity department.)
Where DArbys doo doo doos skipped across the top of the water, Dannys went kerplunk into the mix.
Adam Lambert and the Missing Melodies, OneYo, yo, yo.
I dont know, dawg.
It ended up kind of putting the arg in gargantuan.
you’re able to definitely sing.
This just was not hot for me.
Also, why must all ballads be bathed in blue light?
How much does this man get paid?
NEXT: Gokeys masterclass
Danny Gokey and the Ghost of Idols Past, You Are So BeautifulOh, Simon!
How to support your notes like bricks resting in hammocks made from damp paper towels?
A masterclass in sticking to a pre-ordained Danny-vs.-Adam script you and Paula have been flogging since mid-March?
No, sir, this will not stand…not when were talking about the nights most tepid vocal.
And what was with the your love turned this boy into a man riff?
Im not gonna worry about all the oh-pinions.
Well, yknow what, judges?
Im not swallowing what youre putting on the plate.
Who will go home tomorrow?
Who should go home?
Did the judges antics fill you with rage?
And who benefited most from his judges choice pick?
