I liberally press the imaginary brake.
Heading into sharp curves, I shout nonsense like beware the yellow arrows of danger!
And dont even get me started on what happens when the gas gauge starts creeping into the danger zone.
DioGuardi found him entertaining.
Maybe it was the what up with the what ups?
Or the fact that she appeared to have something metallic (a gold butterfly, maybe?)
and moderately distracting suspended between her contestant number and her belt buckle.
She danced with abandon.
She made eye contact.
The woman is like Amanda Overmyer with the ability to hit her notes!
And bonus points to Ms. Tohn for traveling with a guitar, not a tragic backstory.
The dueling personas are still negotiating wholl sit in during upcoming live performance episodes.
On the mens side, all thats coming to mind is Alex Wagner-Trugman and Von Shouty McShouterson Smith.
Im sure Im forgetting a couple folks from each gender but oh blurg!
There go the first 600 words of my column!
Ah well, too late to turn this Mazda around!)
Anyhoo, I digress.
and spitting out eleven words of Mr. Bigs To Be With You before getting cut off by Simon.
His second number resulted in a poetically vitriolic tirade from Simon I cant listen to this.
I really, really cant.
Its everything I hate.
I mean, the whole act is excruciatingly bad.
Honestly, its just terrible.
and my second bout of the giggles.
NEXT PAGE: (Gasp!)
Paula says, No!!
And in the newIdollogic, anyone who brings a child into the room goes to Hollywood.
I mean, dude brought out the sledgehammer of bombast when all he needed was a spatula.
Oh, and in themost shocking rose ceremony ever wait!
And with that final Golden Ticket of season 8, people…WERE GOIN TO HOLLYWOOD!!!
But back to the business at hand: How are you feeling about Hollywood Week?
Is there any way this seasons talent level will match up with the very potent season 7?
(I vote Deanna Brown and Leneshe Young.)
Finally, did anyone else wonder how the NASDAQ reacted to Ryan ringing the opening bell?
