after Ryan Seacrest sent them back to the Plush Couches of Safety.
So why not have a few laughs on the way out?
With the greatest respect, he huffed, when you said that you dont care, nor do we.
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So Im not gonna pretend that were even gonna contemplate saving you.
So this is your swan song.
Um, actually, Simon, Megan didnt say she didnt care about the competition.
She just said she didnt care about your critique of her performance.
But thanks for making it all about you, buddy!
NEXT: An ode to Kara (sort of)
Sigh.
Even when the judges do the right thing this year, they still get it wrong.
Clickhereif you want to sing along with a little musical accompaniment from Frank Sinatra!
(Clickhere, if only to see Annie Barretts withering response to my utter failure.)
Now why did the first two examples make me chuckle, while the last one did not?
(Nope, its not because Ive never drunk the Danny Kool-Aid.)
NEXT:Idolshould Just Dance
As for the Lady Gaga…um, what can you say?
Or were those bubbles?
Hearing her blurt Hey, familiar chair!
