You cant actually adopt him.
Hes always got a kerchief or knit cap on his head!
And the leather cuffs!
Did you see the leather cuffs?
How about the scraggly facial hair?
Heres a close-up of his bandanna: It says, Heal the sick, raise the dead.
Only a rocker would wear that, okay?
Anyway, who cares how much rock cred Robbies got?
(Side note: Paulas first ballet recital was set to Moon River.
Hilarity: Off the charts!)
), an exchange that ended with the mop-topped blond teenager pointing out his own resemblance to Ellen DeGeneres.
Alas, poor Colton makes both my will- and my should-go-home lists tonight.
I hate when contestants do that almost as much as when they sass the judges.
Yes, Chikezie and Danny, Im talking to you!
And on the subject of sigh, lets end this column with blandly handsome Luke Stubbly Menard.
Question 1: Am I the only person in America who kind of loves Harry Nilssons Everybodys Talkin ?
(I know I am the only person in my household who does.)
Question 2: Wasnt there something peaceful and sweet (albeit flawed) about Lukes performance?
While youre pondering those queries, what did you think of the episode as a whole?
Were you feeling (like me) a little let down by the lack of depth in the field?
And who do you think is most likely to go home Thursday night?
