Tonight marked that night forIdols eighth season.
(No sense putting Paula legato!
NEXT: Time for Lil to go?
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And even on that count, the judges failed.
Sure, Simon noted Lils performance was like something out of a wedding, but wait!
Lets cut to Ryan interviewing Lils adorable daughters!
And then lets have Randy scoop up one of the little cuties in a long-lasting hug.
Oh, just like that, everything was over except the tears and the sympathy voting.
(If Im being honest, you should probably work on your enunciation, too.)
Or how once again, you came pretty darn close to pitch perfection.
Too bad she said you were skating by to the finish line when I think she meant sailing through.
Well, you cant win em all!
5 of its era into something hip and current.
Im not sure what the answer is for Noop Dawg, though.
1 on Billboards singles chart, and where vocal bombast is still where its at.
Luckily, Matts woeful rendition of The Frays You Found Me was the perfect soundtrack for the moment.
Still, Kara was right in saying the guy really doesnt deserve to go home yet.
In other words: This shizz should not be attempted anytime, anyplace.
Or as I like to call it, No Woman, No Rhythm.
Ive defended Megan in the past.
(Unlike Simon, I got what Paula meant about Megan needing just a stool and a spotlight.)
But tonight, I think the Artist Formerly Known as Corkrey cawed her last note.
If youre one of em, speak up now.
Who will and should go home?
And am I alone in thinking the judges are reaching maximum levels of suckitude?
