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Can anyone finish that headline for me?
You know the timetable, guys:
0:00-2:00 Meet the judges.
Havent we already met the judges?
You may have forgotten who the judges are.
Theyre Piers Morgan, Sharon Osbourne, and DAAAVVVIIDD HASSSEELLLHHOOOOFFFFF.
Hes Germanys best-selling pop artist!3:00-10:00 Opening act that astonishes for the way it subverts expectations.
Moonwalking a little bit?
(RIP Michael this one trulydies with you).
The judges go nuts.
Piers notes that were looking for someone to drag us out of this recession.
Because thats something she can do.
The Hoff, holding back tears, calls her performance amazing.
Are we watching the same show?
Whats that all about?)
The guy really should go to jail.
I dont mean that to sound cynical; tonights magician, Jay Mattioli, deserves his props.
THIS IS WHAT THE SHOW [SHOULD BE] ALL ABOUT!
26:00-31:00 The token no-talent loser we can all make fun of.
This juvenile court judge thinks he can sing!
Doesnt he suck, America?!
(Says Piers, What was a judge doing up there?
Hes supposed to be a serious man.
Wait, what?)
31:00-37:00 A sweet, talented kid to bring us back to the light.
Fourteen-year-old Thia Megia wows all three judges with her powerful voice and restrained performance.
41:00-44:00 Another weirdo montage, only this time none are asked to come back.
Notable tonight was a 53 librarian whose act comes dangerously close to haunting my dreams.
Five sisters/moms walk out to the Spice Girls Momma…and tap-dance into our hearts.
Youre going to Vegas, ladies!
53:00-60:00 The big finish.
Best of the night.
Says The Hoff, You are what this show is all about!
How about you, PopWatchers?
Do the shows improved performances outweigh the predictability of its format?
