Vegas, baby, Vegas!
Werent these people promised a second-round chance?
Wasnt that implied in their earlier acceptance?
I know Id be fuming if I found out youre going to Vegas!
ended with but maybe just the airport.
A bummer of epic proportions.
The Hoff admitted as much.
We reviewed your tape, man, he told singerKeith Johnson, and weve concluded there are better singers.
Heartbroken, the man quietly made his exit.
This tough-love approach meant rejection for other popular acts, as well.
Everyones favorite disco-dancing septuagenarian,Tony Ferrante, was also denied admission to the next round.
We have to judge on the talent, spaketh The Hoff, again embracing his role as the decider.
Or something…Im freestyling as much as the judges were tonight.
It wasnt all rejections!
Plus, theteenage contortionist, whose mother is very proud.
We are, too, teenage contortionist!
Cue tears of joy.
You earned your nice ending, guys.
