So, your season-longAmericas Got Talentrecapper Jaya Saxena has left us left the country, in fact.

Full disclosure: I was not a faithfulAmericas Got Talentviewer this season.

I do, however, like singing, dancing, and violin rock-outs as much as the next person.

It didnt help that he had an orange tan and a mediocre voice that screamed cruise-ship singer.

No way in hell.

Chubby opera dude Neal E. Boyd was pretty cool.

I think opera dude isactually more talented than violin guys, just not nearly asentertaining.

Turns out theres somethingkind of intriguing about him, though, right?

Sadly, she just simply doesnt have the goods.

Mostly, sheseemed like a decent singer trying too hard and playing out of herleague.

The judges seemed to agree with me, saying things like whetheryou win or not.

Thats definitely not a phrase you wanna hear in thefinals.

So there it is.

At any rate, Im pretty confident next weeks winner will be oneof those two.

Which means that Queen Emily will probably win by alandslide.

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