Tonight a superstar is born!
Piers said in the intro to last nightsAmericas Got Talentfinale.
Okay, anyone know who Terry Fator is?
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Hes season 2s winner, and a damn fine ventriloquist (probably), but a superstar?
Hell to the no.
Frankly, it seemed like a task that easily couldve been accomplished in 30 minutes.
Next up, Springer announced, was one of the biggest selling artists in America no!
Make that the world.
One of the biggest selling?
Who could this McDonalds of the singing world be?
The next few minutes were kind of a blur.
Goodbye, sweet Queen.
Next to get the axe, notsurprisingly, was orange tan guy, Donald Braswell.
Down to the Top 3.
This is where it actually got interesting, as theremaining acts all had some discernible talent.
I was actually kind ofshocked when Nuttin But Stringz went out in third place.
Their finalperformance was more style than substance, sure, but they totallybrought the house down.
I figured they were assured at least a spot inthe final 2.
(Shows what I know.)
Big Jer didnt hold up his fist for afarewell bump, but you know he wanted to.
And then there were two.
I guess hes justsensitive, and real men cry and all that, but it still sort of annoyedme.
Apparently, America loves them some crying opera guy, though, cuzthe dude freakin won.
I had to laugh by the face Sharon Osbourne madeafter the result was revealed.
Is it me, or did she look flat-outdisappointed?
Lord knows my wife was.
So there ya have it.
Did America get it right by crowning Boyd?
Wasa superstar born tonight?
Were you shocked when Stringz got axed atthird place?
Are you counting the days tillTalentseason 4?
Why the hell wasnt there more Hoff in this final episode?
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