She yawned during Miss J. and Mr. Jays trolley tour of Manhattan.
And I dont want to support that.
(Anyone else wonder how sharp-tongued Fatima tolerated conversations with Kim?
Id pay to see Fatima locked in a panic room with Stacy-Ann.)
Plus, Kim had zero charisma, and her final exchange with Tyra lacked a pulse.
Tyra: Do you want to just go home?
As for the episodes other shocking moments…
1.
Amy unveiled her new name Amis.
Im no expert on the Bible, but I kinda wish shed have gone with Hosea.
the ladies made themselves at home in their fancy loft.
Instead, we saw words exchanged over three of the models obeying the no-smoking signs.
Right, they went outside.
The last time I checked, no-smoking signs applied indoors.
Wait, make that three.
Fatima remains a mystery to me.
When has that ever been a problem on this show?
Okay, besides Gina and Jade?
I dont buy it.
Its almost like Fatima has a problem with women she perceives as weak or beneath her.
have small, squished faces?
(In the words of Marvita, Im like, this ho is trippin!)
Tyra found a way to plug her talk show!
(Its calledThe Tyra Banks Show, in case you didnt know.)
I wish hed explained exactly how her Pilates training screwed her up.
Of course, Lauren and Amis struggled in the shoot.
Hers was the strangest shoot Ive ever seen.
She was holding poses for less than a second.
I wonder what speed film the photographer was using.
Aimee caught the panels attention with her piercing eyes could she be the cycles sleeper?
and Kat and early favorite Anya were praised for their light-catching cheek bones.
Speaking of incredible bone structure…
NEXT: What a drag
6.
Dominique still looks like a drag queen.
This could be filed under the category of Judges Need to Stop Talking About It and Fix It.
Or, heres a crazy idea:Help her.
I have some faith that Paulina might be a hands-on judge.
She gave Marvita a tip about relaxing her jaw to avoid a square face.
And she stood up to Nigel, who tried to bust Lauren for being too nervous.
(I have such a love/hate relationship with Nigel: I see myself doing one of those slap-him-then-kiss-him routines.
So, what do you think of opinionated Paulina?
Will she be a better judge than Twiggy?
Can she teach awkward Lauren and inexperienced model staring into the light Amis how to pose?
Have you figured out what kind of game Fatima is playing?
Slezak had no ideaTop Modelwould be doing a homeless-theme shoot.
Great minds and reality-TV hosts think alike.
