Now the formerMADtvstar has stuffed some of the best ones into a memoir,Too Fat to Fish.
People can relate to screwing up, he says, because most people screw up.
I have a million of those.

And people would tell me I should write a book.
You must have enough stories left over for a sequel.I do.
The money was right, so Ill be writing it this year.
And more drunken tales I have enough of them.
You have a title yet?I gotta think that one out.
Your drug and alcohol problems are legendary.
[Laughs] Like today.
I worked, and Im tired.
I could jog, or I could have a pizza.
And I just think Im neurotic.
I wish I was this dark genius artist like Richard Pryor or something.
I would never do anything that fruity, but I can relate to that.
I wish I was as great as other guys, and that sucks.
So I get the blues, and I self-medicate.