Question: Im so sick of seeing the words Greys Anatomy in your column every week!
How about you dig up some dirt onBonesfor a change?
JordanAusiello:Bones…Dig…
Dirt… Thats the kind of genius play on words that inspires big-time scoopage.
When is it happening?
And will this one bereal as in, not part of some bet?
I think well do a little better this season than just an actual, real kiss, Hanson teases.
But you tell me in about three months whether weve succeeded or not.
So, I think were moving toward something bigger than just a kiss.
What could possibly be bigger that sucking face?
Yep, sex was my first guess, too.
My intention is to keep [the audience] very frustrated.
Getting back to the how long before they consummate question, Im thinking May sweeps.
Question: Im skeptical about Bones and Booth being in bed together naked.
Is this a big fake-out?
KellyAusiello:Depends what youre definition of the word fake-out is.
Its not free and clear.
Nothing is easy onBones.
Question: Your fired actor blind item iskillingme.
Is it too much to ask for one clue?
DanaAusiello:As a matter of fact, it is.
Question: Ive heard moreBonesscoop from my dog than you, Ausiello.
c’mon give me something!
EmilyAusiello:Oh, yeah, well… did your dog tell you that Papa Booths coming to town!
Cause he just might be some day maybe!
We also talked about having his grandfather show up, but Im not sure that will happen.
Do you have any information that may explain this?
EricAusiello:Jeremy and Ken are series regulars; Rebecca is not.
In otherLostnews,awesome promo alert!
Question:The Unitis, without question, the most underappreciated show on TV!
GoochAusiello:Do I!
Robert Patricks getting his own Emmy episode.
Or rather, he would be if Emmy would just watch the show already!
An upcoming Tom-centric hour will feature flashbacks to the military man at ages 9, 15 and 19.
Question: Got anything onThe Unitfor me?
JuliaAusiello:Indeed, and especially if youre in the 18-49-year-old female demo.
Question: IsTrue Bloodreturning for a second season?
And, if so, got scoop?
JeremyAusiello:Not only is there freshBloodon the way, theres also fresh… um, blood.
Question: I have recently become obsessed withFriday Night Lights.
Any juicy gossip to share?
Hint: You might want to start saying your good-byes now, cause there are alotof em.
Question: What are you hearing about the final episodes ofER?
JoelAusiello:Im hearing theyve found a way to tie all 600 seasons together.
With a very old man, I answer.
The show is looking for an actor whos pushing 80 (In Hollywood?
Question:Sam Whoscoop?
This just in: Rosies BFF,Christine Ebersole, got the role!
Question: As an avidChuckfan, I have to ask: Where the heck is Anna?
Is Julia Ling okay?
The Buy More plots arent the same without her.
Like many ofChucks supporting players, her contract isnt for all shows produced (or ASP).
The good news: Shes back in ahugeway next week.
And how will the Dark Intersect affect Chuck?
LouAusiello:Im going to throw this one to Josh Schwartz.
And yes, it is a trilogy.
Question: You said you wouldnt tell, but cmon!
You cant hide things from us!
Especially if we tempt you with some Diet Snapple!
So, whos the main character thats been axed?
JoelAusiello:Im sorry, but I really have to play this one close to the vest.
That means no clues, hints, asterisk quizzes, charades, etc.
Question: c’mon tell me that you saw the Smurf balloon in the parade!
JohnAusiello:Meh, I wasnt impressed.
I have one twice that size sitting in my basement storage unit.
Question: Any news about theVeronica Marsmovie?
HaileyAusiello:Yes, and its less than ideal (but totally understandable).
Basically, betweenCupid 2.0andParty Down,Rob Thomas has been a very, very,verybusy man.
I havent gotten far on myVMmovie outline, he tells me.
Im hopeful that I can find the time to figure it out over the Christmas holidays.
Take your time, Rob!
Were not going anywhere!
Question: I cant believe Sylar killed Elle.
Why wouldHeroesget rid of Kirsten Bell?
But as I hinted in last weeks AA, I wasnt expecting her exit to be so permanent.
Unlike 90 percent of the deaths onHeroes, this onewillstick.
Question: Whats the latest on Izzie and Denny onGreys Anatomy?
Any word on how/if it will pay off?
AlexAusiello:Not a peep.
Just putting that out there.
Question: After watchingThe Shieldfinale, should I write in Walton Goggins for an Emmy nomination?
Its definitely worth a shot!
Question: Ive been reading all sorts of nutty things about the Tori Spelling episode ofSmallville.
I cant believe that Clark comes out to the world as an alien!
Is this going to stick, or are we looking at another case where time travel/mind wipes fix everything?
RobbieAusiello:I can confirm that Clark does, in fact, come out as an E.T.
during an interview with Lois.
I can also confirm that said revelation causes mass chaos.
BethAusiello:Considering the season 1 DVD sold well, Id say the chances are very good.
Question: Im still deeply in mourning overPushing Daisies.
Any word on whetherDirty Sexy MoneyorEli Stones final episodes will provide any closure?
Three of my favorite shows being dropped mid-storyline would be too much to bear.
RobertAusiello:Good news.
SherriAusiello:Chase and Cameron are in the ep!
The new team grills C&C about the anonymous Xmas gift House receives at the hospital.
They want to know who sent it and they want to knownow.
Too bad theyre barking up the wrong tree for answers.
(Was that better, Sherri?)
Question:One Tree Hill: Whats wrong with Peyton?
Im dying to find out!
ChristineAusiello:Its one of those!
Question: Will the Blacks be a part ofCurb Your Enthusiasms new season?
DavidAusiello:One of em will: Vivica A.
Fox has signed on to return for at least two episodes.
Question: Any new news on the contract talks with AMC andMad Menexec producer Matt Weiner?
GAusiello:No movement that I know of.
Her superior season 2 work more than justified the upgrade, wouldnt you say?
The only drawback: Shell have to go head-to-head with the equally awesome Elizabeth Moss.
Question: How are you doing today?
My name is Lili Aba.
l saw your profile today and became interested in you.
Remember, the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life.
c’mon contact me.
LilianAusiello:Okay, you win!
Thats all youre getting from me!
Send questions/hot tips/early Christmas presents toausielloscoop@ew.com.
(Additional reporting by Andy Patrick)
