Image Credit: Michael Lavine/Fox; Adam Taylor/ABC; Cliff Lipson/Showtime; Miranda Penn Turin/FoxGot a scoop request?

An anonymous tip youre dying to share?

Just want to say hi?

you might send any/all of the above toausielloscoop@ew.com.

Vernice

Ausiello:Fall season tactics?

You tickle me, Vernice.

Lets grab a drink sometime.

Heres yourPrivatespoiler: Something tragic will happen to a major character during November sweeps.

Its probably the darkest storyPPhas ever tackledand this show has tackled some dark stories.

Question: Seriously, noFringescoop last week?

Why do I even bother to read this column?

Brett

Ausiello:Thats between you, your therapist, and the lovely people at CVS.

If its any consolation, I haveFringescoopthisweek.

Actually, Ive got a fewFringescoops.

Okay, Ill bite: Howexactlywill Bolivia manipulate Peter?

Noble hesitates before whispering, She seduces him… Did I just say that?

Did I just drop a big teaser?

I believe you did, sir!

Melissa

Ausiello:Thatspreciselywhat that means.

Question: Can I get some goodGreys Anatomynews regarding Der and Mer?

Betsy

Ausiello:Among the manifestations of Dereks post-bloodbath adrenaline junkie phase will be an increased sexual appetite.

[Theres] a lot of sex, says series creator Shonda Rhimes.

Hes on the high that a person gets when they face death and survive it.

Ish

Ausiello:False.

Youhaveto have a scoop on at leastoneof them!

Hillary

Ausiello:How about more onGlees emotional third episode?

So cool, Monteith says of his solo.

Ive been a huge Michael Stipe fan all my life.

I think its been a long time since the song was done properly.

I hope we do it well.

Question: Weresoclose to the premiere ofDexter, and yet there was nothing in the last AA.

Hint: The folks at Disney are gonna be out forblood!

Question: My fiance and I just watched all four seasons ofDexterin one week, and were completely hooked.

Got any scoop on season 5?

Leslie

Ausiello:The premiere flashes back to Dex and Ritas very first date.

And given what went down on date No.

1, youll be shocked they made it to No.

Question: Rumor has itHousewas shooting some big event on location in downtown Los Angeles last week.

Claudia

Ausiello:You sitting down?

Good, cause a little birdie confirms to me exclusively that they were shooting awedding!

Now go ahead and stand back up because the bride and groom are, well, nobodies.

At least theyre nobodies tous.

Theyresomebodiesto House and Cuddy, who attend the nuptials along with Sam and Wilson.

But weddings tend to be a flash point for couples.

In otherHousenews, the shows fancy new opening title sequence can now be viewed exclusively on the INHOUSE app.

To find the new titles within the app, go to the MEDIA ROOM section.

Question: yo tell us who kidnaps Lois in theSmallvillepremiere.

Or at the very least give us a hint.

Brian

Ausiello:It is not Lex Luthor.

Itis, however, the next worst thing.

So things start to evolve pretty early on in the year.

I dont want to give away exactly what happens, but their living arrangements change.

Question: Help me!

I need some90210scoop that doesnt involve Teddy being gay!

For those keeping track at home, theres a 20-year age difference between the two.

Not that theres anything wrong with that.

Question: Sorry to hear aboutyour wrist!

Whats making you feel better as you convalesce?

Ben

Ausiello:My good friend Paulie Percocet has been cheering me up.

And in between doses his visits, I watchthis.

Question: Did you break your wrist watching theHousepremiere?

In related news, the first person to correctly solve that asterisk quiz winsthis.

hey e-mail your most educated guess toausielloscoop@ew.comand be sure to include Housecontest in the subject line.

Question: The DirecTV press release about the final season ofFriday Night Lightsdoesnt mention anything about Gaius Charles returning.

Does this mean Smash is not in season 5?

It was a combination of [Gaius] availability and the storytelling, he tells me.

With only 13 episodes, we ended up having to pick and choose which stories and characters to service.

The story drives everything.

We didnt want to bring [alums] back just to bring them back.

We wanted to ensure we had a good story for them.

That said, Katims says Smash is referenced in one of the episodes.

We find out how hes doing in school.

Question: Could you give us a clue about your wedding blind item from a while ago?

Jaimee

Ausiello:Its notGreys Anatomy.

Question: How about a scoop onCommunity?

All those commercials on Emmy night got me excited for season 2!

Watching him assimilate into the school he once abused is all sorts of fun, enthuses Jeong.

Im having more fun than Ive ever had on the show right now.

Question: Im very disappointed by the lack ofSpartacus: Blood and Sandspoilers.

To make up for this, how about a spoiler on the second season?

Dont lecture me about fairness, Carol.

There will be some new people on the villain side, he says.

But were not far enough into [season 2] to nail down any big casting news.

But will they have some interesting interactions in season 2?

Question: I have a craving for anythingCastle!

Trish

Ausiello:Ive got three words for you: Castle.

Unfortunately for him, it turns out to be a male revue with crazy bachelorettes running around.

He, of course, ends up being fresh meat.

Question: Can I have a scoop onBones, c’mon?

Actress Michaela Conlin expects Angela to weave in some of her craziness to their impending parenthood.

I think we may see her interviewing some doulas and wild pediatricians and things like that.

And hopefully, shell be eating a lot of weird stuff, Conlin says.

I think its going to be nice to see another side of her this season.

Any news on whats in store for him this season?

He has a very fragile heart.

Hes been through a lot.

Hes a good guy generally, so I think ultimately, yeah, hell take her back.

Jessica

Ausiello:No comment, responds exec producer Craig Thomas.

Adds fellow EP Carter Bays: We cant say one way or the other.

But we, like everyone, love them together.

There is chemistry there that is undeniable.

Im seriously freaking out here!

Pat

Ausiello:The major character in question is [spoiler alert].