Question: I just saw thenew promoforGreys Anatomyin which Rose says she is carrying Dereks baby.WTF?
CourtneyAusiello:WTFis right.
Thatpromocaused quite the little firestorm over at ABC yesterday.
Shonda Rhimes) a big ol liar.
But someone apparently forgot to pass that bit of information on to the folks cutting together that incendiary clip.
Long story short: The only thing Rose will be carrying in the season premiere is a third wheel.
Question: Whats the latest on Elisha Cuthbert returning to24?
DominicAusiello:Ladies and gentleman, weve got a signed contract!
Thats right, Kims got a little puma all her own!
Question: Any scoop onEli Stone?
I watched the first season finale again and cried my eyes out.Again.
Even though I asked you to stop.
There was nothing sad about this scoop.
Im not going to hug you, if thats what youre waiting for.
Question: Do you have any scoop onBones?
ClaireAusiello:Tonights two-hour U.K.-based season premiere is, in a word,busy.
Hey, Claire,
before I let you go, would you mind checking in on Joann above?
I think
she might be suicidal.
Question: My arthritis is acting up.
Take pity on me and give me someBonesscoop.
HollyAusiello:Oh, I get it.
Hey, if youre at all interested, Ausiello TV is looking to
hire some new comedy writers.
(Didja think the show wrote itself?)
(And if by chance you were serious about
the arthritis thing, heres myconscience-clearing tipfor you.)
Question: Is it true thatChuckhas received a full season order from NBC?
kindly dont leave this until Ask Ausiello.
It deserves a blog post of its own!
MelanieAusiello:You make AA sound like some kind of sloppy-seconds dumping ground.
Take it back this instant!
Sticks and stones, you know?
The entire cast scores high, whispers a Peacock source.
And thats not a common thing.
Spirits are very high on that set right now.
Couldnt happen to a nicer group of people.
Question: Do you have anyBrothers & Sistersnews that doesnt involve Justin and Rebecca?
Rumor has it their surviving twin is not out of the woods yet.
Question:Gossip Girlpremiere rocked!
DonnaAusiello:Oh yeah?
Well, next weeks ep is evenbetter.
Question: Got any scoop onGhost Whisperer?
like tell me its not true that Jim is dying; hes kind of hot!
LindsayAusiello:I hear you.
Interpret that as you like.
See where Im going with this?
Question: From the world of NBC, got anything onScrubs?
LauraAusiello:More like the world offive months ago.
News flash:Scrubsis on ABC now.
On the scoop front, Ive got good news and bad news.
And now the good news: They got Tom Cavanagh to replace me!
Okay, so maybereplaceis too strong a word.
Anyone know the word foroppositeof replace?
Question: Thoughts on the new90210?
EmmaAusiello:Wasnt terrible.
Id give it a B-.
BTW, did you hear who nearly got cast as the dad?!
Diehard90210ers, in particular, will get a kick out of it.
Question: CBS released some pictures fromNCIS Sept. 23 season premiere.
Can you c’mon give us the story behindthis oneof Ziva?
But what do I know?
But I can divulge one more piece of the puzzle: the where of it.
The bar is in Morocco.
And did I mention that in the opening episode a member of Gibbs team gets blown away?
I think you did, but it bears repeating!
Question: I know its only been a week, but any news on theVeronica Marsmovie?
RobinAusiello:Actually,yes!
Contrary to speculation,Mars 2.0would likely find Veronica battling crime in college rather than on the governments payroll.
The FBI scenario was more of a What if…?
No arguments on this end!
Question: Ive heard rumors that Wilson and Cameron are hooking up in the first two episodes ofHousethis season.
LisaAusiello:Um,hello!
I started those rumors.
Am I the only one paying attention to this frakkin column?!
(And for the record, I never said they hooked up.)
Question: Do you have any scoop on Jennifer Anistons appearance on30 Rock?
MattAusiello:Shes playing a ex-roommate of Lizs that starts stalking Jack.
Question: I just watched the first five episodes ofTrue Blood.
Rich characters, a thoughtful story, and, well, vampires!
I suggest you drop everything and do the same.
DaveAusiello:Would you believe I did exactly that over the long holiday weekend?
So I popped in my (heavily encoded) HBO screener and watched the first five episodes.
Stopping only for bathroom and snack breaks.
In other words, damn thing hooked me!
Alan Ball drives the vampires-are-like-gay-people parallel home with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer.
(Truthfully, I have no idea what the heck that means, but it sounds wicked smaht.)
But as a purely escapist piece of entertainment fluff?
I kind of loved it.
Question: Got anything onDesperate Housewives?
DaveAusiello:Im hearing something about a fatal accident in the season premiere having huge repercussions for several characters.
Question: Did you watch the screener of theCSIpremiere?
If not, big scoop!
Dont make the same mistakes as these guys!
Catharina
Question: Why, why oh why did TPTB cancelMoonlight?
What is his characters background?
Is he a former F.B.I.
Does he come from a wealthy family?
Is he a by-the-books guy or a rebel with a badge jot down?
Is he a glory and media hog or a private person?
What is his characters detective style?
How does he go about solving cases?
Does his character have any physical and/or verbal traits or quirks?
Alex
Question: Very, very sad to hear thatOctober Roadwas cancelled.
It was a favorite.
When will the rumored previously taped series finale air?
Any news on cast members?
Show will be missed.
Paula
Thats all for this week!
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