Question: AnyGreys Anatomyscoop?

LauriAusiello:Brooke Smith wasnt the only Seattle Grace staffer pink-slipped under suspicious circumstances in the past year.

Question: Im dying for Cristina and Owen to get together onGreys.

What arent you telling us?

RobertAusiello:Pick up the next issue of EW, on sale Friday.

Question:Supernaturalhas been off the charts amazing this season!

But, youve been very general with your spoilers.

Any chance you might give your favorite readers some concrete stuff?

Even more shocking than that?

The deed is done at a locationSupefans hold sacred.

Concrete enough for you?

Question: Whos going under the knife onDesperate Housewives?

JillAusiello:How about I tell you wholl be wielding said knife instead?

on a Wisteria resident.

Question: Any OMG, I totally didnt see that coming!

twists we can look forward to on the new season ofMedium?

But thats not the OMG!

This is: Girlfriends up to no good!

DonnaAusiello:Were you satisfied by last yearsSopranosfinale?

If so, then, yes, youll beverysatisfied byDaisies potential swan song.

Question: Got any scoop onWithout a Trace?

LilyAusiello:Traceproducers are getting ready to introduce a significant new love interest for Eric Close.

Question: IsLipstick Junglegetting the ax?

NatalieAusiello:What was your first clue?

The move to Friday night or the fact that the shows writers cleared out their offices last week?

I cant believe they actually went ahead and killed Jim!

Unless you’ve got the option to give me a reason not to be?

AlyssaAusiello:I gave you two months notice and acome-to-Jesus talkwith the shows producers andstillyou were surprised?

Theres no winning with you people.

And heres your reason to keep watching: Jims not going into the light without a fight.

Question: How isFriday Night Lightsdoing ratings-wise on DirecTV?

Someones gay, and he/she is coming out in tonights episode.

Question: When will Tami find out that Matt and Julie had sex onFriday Night Lights?

Claire?Ausiello:Not tonight, since Matt and Julie are MIA throughout the entire episode.

Not so coincidentally, Scott Porter makes his final appearance next week.

Question: So gladLaw & Order: Mothershipis back.

ClaireAusiello:Jack McCoys bid for another term as district attorney isnt looking too good.

That is just torturing us!

MeganAusiello:I was trying to be tasteful about it.

House grabs a handful of Cuddys left breast on Dec. 2.

Question: Do you have any scoopage on the upcoming hostage episode onHouse?

Question: Got anyHow I Met Your Motherscoop?

The show is planning a very special episode titled How You Meet Teds Sister.

Okay, not really.

But youwillget to meet Teds sib, Nancy, in an upcoming eppy.

The little sitcom that could is currently meeting with hot twentysomethings to play the wild child-turned-Wall Street wannabe.

Question: Stop doggingCSIquestions!

I mean the best out of the three, the original.

Well, are you, Alice?

Question: Do you know where Baby Smurf came from on the Smurfs?

TommyAusiello:The tasteful answer is from the stork.

The lewd answer is Smurfettes vajayjay.

Question: Do you have anything onLost?

The long wait is killing me.

Ana MariaAusiello:Just 70 more days to go until the fifth season premiere!

Our own Doc Jensens two cents: Phil and Jerry work in corporate security, huh?

And the doctor is hippieish?

My guess: Flashback to the Purge.

Phil and Jerry are Dharma footsoldiers, charged with protecting the weird science enclave from the hostiles/the Others.

Of course, we know they will fail miserably, as Turncoat Ben helped gas the village.

The $20 co-pay is in the mail!

Question: I love Nate and Jenny onGossip Girl.

They are amazing together.

Any news about whats ahead for them?

J.R.Ausiello:Amazing together?

Are we watching the same show?

Question: HasGossip Girlcast Barts younger bro?

If so, whos playing him?

AmyAusiello:This dude.

Question: Do you know when CBSFlashpointwill be back?

Do you have any scoop to ease my pain?

We also learn that Gus sister is hot for Shawn.

And the feeling is, well, sort of mutual.

Question: Ask Ausiello has been lacking inOfficescoop lately!

HeatherAusiello:Ive got bad news: Turns out Amy Ryan is not returning in the near future.

Now for some better news: Another beloved characteris!

Question: What ever happened to the showOctober Road?

AngelaAusiello:I killed it.Mwhahahahahahahah.

Question: So theres a rumor that Fiona is being killed offBurn Noticein the season 2 finale.

Say it aint so!

KatAusiello:It aint so!

Send questions/anonymous tips/Lauren Graham sightings toausielloscoop@ew.com.

Lets do this again next Wednesday, k?