Question: Whats the latest on Sara Ramirez exitingGreys Anatomy?
HannaAusiello:Um, I think you got your bisexuals mixed up.
Dr. Hahn was given the boot, not her girlfriend.
AGreysinsider assures me that Sara Ramirez isnt going anywhere.
Of course, then he suggested I check in once a week for the remainder of the shows run.
You know, just to be safe.
Question: What the heck about Brooke Smith leaving onGreys Anatomy?
And her last episode is this Thursday?
And Hahns final scene consists of her leaving work for the day?
Sort of like theSopranosfinale.
Did Hahn get shot to death on the way to the parking garage?
Did she pull aThelma & Louiseand drive her car off a cliff?
Did the hospitals automatic doors malfunction and decapitate her?
Did she return toWeeds?
The possibilities are endless.
Personally, Im leaning toward theThelma & Louisescenario.
Hey, people have killed themselves over less.
MeganAusiello:Worry not your favorite hospital hasnt turned into a dead-raising hellmouth.
We also get a brief glimpse of our old pal Robert Rocket Romano (Paul McCrane).
Dont blink, or youll miss him.
Question: Im sick of politics.
Make me forget all about it with someLife on Marsscoop!
His airdate is TBD.
Question: I just watched last weeks episode ofThe Office.
c’mon tell me this isnt the last well see of Amy Ryan!
PatricAusiello:Well, at least based on what Aushole Mark tells me, theres still some hope.
The writers slipped up, he says.
They keep saying how the drive is so long and would take all day.
The deleted scenes even say its a seven-hour trip.
Actually, though, its a pretty straight shot between the two cities.
I-84 gets you from Scranton to northern Mass, and then Nashuas just across the border.
To meet halfway theyd each only have to drive a little over two hours.
Either Holly was making excuses, or everyone in the episode was wrong about the geography.
Maybe they just took a lot of wrong turns along the way?
TessAusiello:Wow, how could I even consider refusing a librarian with violent tendencies?
So loudly, in fact, that to prepare herself for motherhood, she practices with a dog.
(I saidwitha dog, notona dog.
You guys are gross.)
Question: How about someGossip Girlscoop?
Maybe something on the possibility of Nate and Jenny being preggers.
LizAusiello:Can I interest you in something else?
Old man Bart has a brother we never met, but thats about to change.
His name is Jack, and heres the twist: Dudes only 30!
(Apparently, Moms dry spell started in the early 1900s and didnt end until almost 1980.)
Question: Now that weve seen the big House-Cuddy smooch, what can we expect next from these two?
SamanthaAusiello:Theyre moving in together on Dec. 2!
PictureWar of the Rosesonly with different leads and only slightly less attempted murder.
Question: Any info you have on House and Cuddy would be great!
Will there be another kiss?
KourtneyAusiello:No kissing in the immediate future, although therewillbe some light fondling.
EmilyAusiello:Okay, first off, simmer.
Second, simmer some more.
AnnaAusiello:Shes heading to New York to see her mom on Broadway!
Question: Did I miss the scoop that Sarah Drew was going to be onPrivileged?!
KristinAusiello:You sure did.
We also elected a new president yesterday andGreys Anatomyis down one lesbian.
You should be all caught up now.
Question: Why is no one is talking about how perfect this season ofFriday Night Lightsis?
My only quibble: The evil cowboy dude needs to leave so Tyra and Landry can be together.
But now I can join you in celebrating the beauty that is season 3.
Question: I heartFriday Night Lights.
I know you do, too!
How about some Matt-Julie scoop?
MeghanAusiello:They do the deed in tonights episode.
Is there any truth to this?
DJAusiello:Did I start that rumor?
If not, I should have, because that would beawesome.
Unfortunately, Porter tells me hes heard no mention of a possibleLostgig.
(Speaking ofLost,this weeks Ausiello TVhas fresh scoopanda cameo by Doc Jensen!)
Question: Got any scoop on the series finale ofThe Shield?
Pick up this weeks issue of EW for two bonus spoilers and a mini-critique of the final scene.
Are we still in Rustys freshman year?
And does that mean we will not see Dale until season 3?
When we return, its the fall of his second year and Casey and the upperclassmens fourth.
And what about Dale?
Hell definitely be around, says Smith.
Only this year hes living in Calhoun Hall as Rusty moves into the Kappa Tau house.
And just like God said in the finale, Rusty and Dalewillbe roommates again.
But with a twist.
And a funny one at that.
Question: Tina Fey is perfect.
Jon Hamm is hot.
This has to happen!
yo tell me its a done deal.
Question: Whats the scoop onPushing Daisies?
Is it true its going to be canceled?
MarkAusiello:Its true that it continues to not look good.
The show just started production on the last episode of its 13-episode order.
And barring an 11th-hour back-nine pickup by ABC,Daisiesmay shut down for good next week.
Thats your cue to clickhere.
Question: Im hearing that Ned inPushing Daisieswill temporarily lose his touch in an upcoming episode.
Any info about how this would affect his untouchable love story with Chuck?
Maybe well get the chance to see a real kiss?
ValeriaAusiello:Sounds like a question for series creator Bryan Fuller!
Ned doesnt so much as lose his touch as decides not to use it for various dramatic reasons.
So no change in the rules for his touching or not touching Chuck.
But whats wrong with a prophylactic kiss?
You cant say were not doing our part atDaisiesto teach birth control!
Question: Got any scoop on season 8 ofAccording to Jim?
By the way, why do you hate that show?
JacksonAusiello:Hate the show?
What crack pipe are you smoking?According to Jimis genius personified.
Whats not to love?
Thats all, folks!
Send questions/anonymous tips/random stuff toausielloscoop@ew.com.
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