Question: Im wondering if its too early for anything related toHouse.
September seems so far away.
Question: You probably get this a lot, but I dont have an agent.
Think it’s possible for you to tell your insider about me?
Everyones got to get a break somehow, right?
DonnaAusiello:Answer me this: How are you on the drums?
Theyre also looking for a young actress who can play the cello if thats a better fit for you.
Let me know and Ill see if I can set something up.
Call me crazy, but I think Im on to something here.
Question: Is Brian Austin Green doing One Tree Hill or not?
As I teased last week, Greens reps got cold feet and pulled out of the deal.
Lipstick Jungle hottie Robert Buckley has just signed on to replace him.
Question: Im pretty sure I saw you at the Renegade Craft Fair in Brooklyn last weekend.
Youre even cuter in person!
With that said, can you give me anything onLost?
That said, Icanconfirm that Team Darlton is checking the availability of several MVPs.
My guess: Well get the official scoop on whos returning at Comic-Con next month.
Question: Im officially following you onTwitter!
So, hows about a littleBonesscoop?
Any truth to that?
EstherAusiello:Sounds like a question for exec producer Hart Hanson.
Booths problem isnt rememberingwhoBrennan is, he tells me, its rememberingwhichBrennan she is.Sneaky!
Question: Are we ever going to find out who Red John is onThe Mentalist?
ThaddeusAusiello:Yes, but first PJ is going to need some help.
Enter California Bureau of Investigation Agent Sam Glenn.
Hes also Lisbons (Robin Tunney) onetime mentor and ex, so cue the flying sparks!
Question: I just read your online column for the first time last week.
But what do the initials BTW and TBD mean?
TommieAusiello:Theres no such thing as a stupid question.
Just really, really dumb ones.
I keed, I keed.
BTW means bi tranny wreck, and TBD stands for terribly bsmelly doo-doo.
Question: Loved theBurn Noticepremiere.
And now for something timelier: In tonights episode, Fiona plants a wet one on birthday boy Michael.
(Her real gift cuts deeper.)
Question: Is there still time to get producers ofGhost Whispererto change their minds about this five-year flash forward?
I think its a mistake.
ClaireAusiello:Dont think so.
Question: Wheres all thisGleescoop youre supposed to have?
TessaAusiello:Lose the tude, Tessa.
Heres yourGleeprattle: Whitney Houston apparently doesnt share EW staffer Tim Stacks love for singing high schoolers.
Question: I just saw via yourTwitterfeed that Zachary Levi randomly stopped by your office last week.
When will you be posting the interview?
CrosbyAusiello:Most likely next week!
To tide you over, the Zachster let slip averyspoilery tease about next seasonsChuck.
It involves the new kung fu-esque intersect in his brain.
Apparently, there are some kinks to be worked out.
Question: Its been quiet aroundUgly Bettyland.
Got any scoop on the upcoming season?
KellyAusiello:Forget next season Ive got some scoop for nextweek.
Im going on a date with Becki Newton!
Although, come to think of it, it wasmyAmex the tix got charged to.
Eh, Im sure shell pay me when I see her.
Or she can buy the drinks at intermission.
Well work something out, dont you worry.
Question: One of my favorite summer shows,Leverage, is returning next month.
Got any scoops on my fave thief-peeps?
DanaAusiello:Producers want a star name actor to play Nathans evil doppelganger, Bierko.
Although Im guessing since the role is recurring, that last part doesnt work out so well.
Question: Im handing in my Comic-Con virgin card this year and couldnt be more excited.
), so I cant help you.
You mess with the bull, you get the horns, you hear?
Question: To get the deets on your Comic-Con meet-and-greet we have toTweet(Ask Ausiello/June 3)?
MJAusiello:I was joking!
will be posted on my Facebook page as well as onTwitter.
Okay, all joking aside, therell also be a note on my office door.
Question: Have you heard anything about ABC responding to the SaveSamantha Who?petition?
MelAusiello:Alls quiet on the ABC, but theres some noise coming from a cable net.
All hope is not lost!
Question: Any scoop on TNTsSaving Grace?
It is my favorite summer show!
How exactly she changes it is still TBD.
Question: How about aDexterscoop, sir?
MarkAusiello:Were going to be meeting more of Dexters neighbors next season.
Serial guest star Rick Peters (Veronica Mars,Swingtown,Heroes,Bones, etc.)
has been cast as Dexters next-door nabe, Elliott.
Well also come face-to-face with Elliotts wife as well as a third neighbor by the name of Andy.
I see an extremely awkward block party in Dexs future.
Question: What ever happened to thatGilmore Girlsmovie?
He ran away before I could sneak in a follow-up.
Question: Wait, I thought that it was confirmed that Kirk Acevedowasntfired fromFringe?
But here you are saying that a new female agent will replace him.
Question: Whats this I hear about Cappie turning down Casey on MondaysGreekfinale?
Finally she comes around, and nowthis?
Whys Cappie holding out?
CaitlinAusiello:Casey is quickly becomingGreeks Joey Potter, what with all the oscillating between men.
So who does she finally pick?
Assuming the rumor you heard is true, you could say thatmaybeCappie doesnt want to be a Pacey.
Maybe he wants Joey to be with her Dawson.
Love is complicated, dammit!
(Click here for an exclusive sneak peek at the finale.)
Question: Do you have anything onTrue Blood?
RebeccaAusiello:Not now, but Iwillright after Sundays season premiere.
Feed questions/anonymous tips/Con tips to
(Additional reporting by Tim Stack and David Yi)
Whitney here with the last word: Bull?
Did that expression work out for Principal Vernon, Aus?
Did it inspire fear or respect?
No, I dont believe it did.
