Question: Where are you hiding yourOfficescoop, and can we have some?

KatieAusiello:Inmyoffice, of course, and yes, also of course.

And come April, he added, I will be directing the 100th episode of the series.

In that case, maybe he could tell us a little bit about what happens in it?

A lot of romantic foibles including with Jim and Pam, he said.

But in the next few episodes, everybody will have an emotional pratfall.

I have not seen a script for the 100th yet, but I am sure they will outdo themselves.

Question:The Officeseems like the equivalent of Fort Knox these days.

Are there any JAM spoilers?

That said, she hopes theydontmarry this season.

I dont want it to become another Pam/Roy scenario, where she is engaged for seven years.

We need to make some forward motion.

Besides, she concludes, I think she and Jim really are soul mates and meant to be together.

Question: What can you tell me about Jim and Pams wedding?

KimAusiello:For real?

So far as anyone knows or is saying it hasnt yet been conceived.

I really want Jim and Pam to get married at Schrute farms, she says.

And I also want there to be something about the wedding that you dont see on camera.

Maybe you just hear it, or there is a photo at the end, or someone recounts it.

But I want Jim and Pam to have a private moment at some point.

That would make all the romantics in our fan base happy.

It was either you or an amazing doppelganger.

You appeared to be on personal time, so it seemed rude to approach you.

LoriAusiello:I believe its always good to trust your instincts in those situations.

(And for the record, I slapped that flight attendant in self defense.

I am not a violent person.)

Question: Could you c’mon give us some scoop onNumb3rs?

Question: Do you hate90210or something?

Give us some good scoop!

Just kidding, I havent seen an episode in months.

Could this be the Brenda-Donna reunion weve been waiting for?!

Im told the two wont be sharing any scenes.

Question: Got anyDesperate Housewivesnews?

DavidAusiello:Orsons darker underbelly will rear its ugly head again.

He starts to steal things, reveals the kleptos portrayer, Kyle MacLachlan.

It isnt a burglar thing.

He starts taking things that dont belong to him, often from his friends and neighbors.

I dont know where that is eventually going to go, but its going to be delicious.

Question: Ill take one largeMediumscoop to go, just.

Allisons public now, and along with that comes certain complications, explains executive producer Glen Gordon Caron.

He threatens to kill her, so she starts to require police protection.

The episode takes some very interesting turns.

Question: Any spoilers for usNip/Tuckfans?

Question: I recently saw aphotoof Nate and Blair kissing in an upcoming episode ofGossip Girl.

What the hell?!

We waited all season for Blair to get together withChuck!Pleasesay it wont last.

Um, let me take a different approach.

What does the rekindled N and B romance mean for C and B?

Tell those Chuck and Blair fans to hang in there.

Question: Anything at all onSmallville?

Ive noticed nothings been mentioned in a few weeks.

ScottAusiello:Is that your passive-aggressive way of calling me a Lazy Susan?

If so, nicely played, my friend.

(She attacks bad guys with her pointy heels.

(Second hint: He turned her wedding day into a low-budgetCloverfield.)

And being the dutiful hostess that she is, she even throws in free meals.

Wait till you see what, er,whoshe serves for dinner on Day One.

But being the big person that I am, Im giving you a chance to make up for it.

So, what have you got?

AlexandraAusiello:Youre a peach, Alex.

In tomorrows episode, Mark confesses his love for Lexie, but Im attaching three asterisks to this spoiler.

Asterisk 1: Its actually Derek he tells.

Asterisk 2: He doesntsayit as much as heimpliesit.

Asterisk 3: Izzie *** **** ******!

Question: Got any juicyGreys Anatomyscoop?

However, an ABC insider vehemently denies it.

Well, except

for that whole ****** thing.

Question: Why do you torment me so?

You decide to devote anentire column to

one showand you chooseGreys Anatomy?!

How about an allSupernatural

column?

Katy

Ausiello:Would you settle for an allSupernaturalanswer instead?

The final three episodes of the season can be summed up in three words:

Dean vs. Sam.

Question: Any word on what will be up with Ryan when he returns toThe Office?

Melanie

Ausiello:Lets just say hell be a changed man and leave it at that.

like, say it aint so.

Leila

Ausiello:She should be so lucky.

I

think maybethathas something to do with Dudeks resurfacing.

Cory

Ausiello:I can neither confirm nor deny your theory, but it makes

sense to me.

Question: RememberLaw & Order?

Scoop, c’mon?

Jennifer

Ausiello:Shocker!

The mothership is developing an episode

inspired by the Bernie Madoff scandal.

Question: Doesnt your brother, David, work for the DEA?

If so, you

should have some info on the new season of SpikesDEAshow, right?

DavidJohn

Ausiello:Right you are David, er, John (wink, wink).

Heres what I know: Season 2 starts next Tuesday and, based onthis trailer, it looks amazing.

Thanks for the question David, er, John!

Question: How about a scoop aboutArmy Wives?

Carrie

Ausiello:The show is adding two new

characters, both of them African American.

Viola is described as

vivacious, maternal and a new positive force for the wives.

Terrence,

meanwhile, is an attractive community organizer in his 40s (Its

Obama!)

who specializes in mental health issues (Or not!).

Question: No fair!

You wasted my birthday wish in thatall-GreysAA!

ChrisAusiello:You say wasted, I say included for comic relief.

Regardless, Idoowe you anNCISscoop.

Send questions/answers/anonymous tips toausielloscoop@ew.com.

(Additional reporting by Andy Patrick, Carrie Bell and David Ausiello)