But things started getting messy evenbeforethe bride walked down the aisle.
He really has grown, and I can see that, she tells us.
Sadly, he was not.
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I think I should go home… Our lifestyles are not going to be compatible coming out of this.
To compound Caelynns humiliation, everyone watches Dean dump her from the Rose Palapa.
I just want to go home, she whimpers.
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I did not expect this to happen, he says through sobs, as Blake comforts him.
Ive been looking for my wife since I was 18, man.
Hang in there, JPJ.
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And maybe ask production for some proper Kleenex rather than farmer-blowing into the sand.
Also attending: Clays ex-girlfriend Angela, who is one of Krystals bridesmaids.
(Turns out Chris was the one who introduced Clay to Angela!)
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Im going to need to hydrate because I know Im going to be sweating, says Clay.
I know he probably is a better match than Dean is for me, she says.
JPJ is still moping around, too, as he watches Tayshia and Derek together before the wedding.
I dont think that Derek is that guy [for you].
Lookin good, buddy even with the man-bun.
(Really get in there, he tells the guy wafting the sage smoke around with a feather.)
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Congrats, you crazy kids.
JPJ, though, thinks that Derek has a little too much experience.
Sweet, woke Derek is a serial man-whore?
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And hes intentionally creating drama so he has something to talk about on his podcast?
Those are pretty serious accusations, JPJ!
Do we believe them, rose lovers?
Still, its always interesting when Paradise wades into the post-show financial ecosystem these contestants fuel.
(With a little producer encouragement, Im sure.)
Congrats, Krystal and Chris!
Tayshia, mortified, bursts into tears and hides around a corner.
Have fun back at the beach while your boyfriend hangs out with his ex-girlfriend all night!
Well played, producers.
I am worried that she may give a shot to take him back.
Its been tough knowing that I was going to see you, says Clay.
I still do care about you a lot…
I just want you to be happy.
I never wanted to hurt you, replies Clay, leaning forward and resting his hand on Angelas leg.
I know coming here was selfish, and Im sorry.
Im sorry the way things ended with us, he says.
I still care a lot about you.
The next day, she seeks Clay out for a rundown of what happened the night before.
He admits that Angela is still a special person to him but says Nicole has nothing to worry about.
Actually…
Of course.
Well played again, producers.
and fielding unsolicited advice (You should probably go to Europe).
Take a minute to be alone with your own thoughts, for Petes sake!
Connor turned my night around, she says.
It just sucks that we only have tonight.
Looks whos here in Paradise!
And he wants to take Caelynn on a date.
Unfortunately, its one of those weird paint with your body dates, another awkward Paradise favorite.
But the shade, rose lovers… the shade remains.
3 MOST GIF-ABLE MOMENTS
- Kendall and Grocery Joe, still the cutest
Love these two.
- Dream date or waking nightmare?
As a neat freak, I cant watch this date without breaking into stress hives.
How is Caelynn gonna get this gunk out of her hair???
And thats a wrap on week four, rose lovers!
Some questions: Will Clay pick Nicole, Angela, or singlehood?
Is JPJ telling the truth about Derek?
Post your thoughts below!
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