What a week, rose lovers!
Yeah, shes not buying it.
I dont believe you, she replies.
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Upon witnessing this tense discussion, Krystal knows exactly what to do.
Girl, pour one for me, too.
Theyre like the two crazies who just deserve each other in the corner, says Kevin.
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Krystal gets Chriss rose.
(Also, its a Roth IRA, not an IRA Roth, you nincompoops.)
I want to date him!
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Wouldnt you know it, thatsjuuuuustwhen Jacqueline the psychiatry grad student from Aries season shows up.
And wouldnt you know it, she feels a gravitational pull toward Colton.
All my eggs are in his basket, but he doesnt even have a fing basket!
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And she LOVES it.
Their happiness is short-lived, of course.
On Tuesdays episode, Raven (a.k.a.
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She means it, too.
Colton agrees I think the poor shmuck means it, too and then asks Tia to be his girlfriend.
Great now can we stop spending 75 percent ofParadisesweekly running time on their drama?
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He loves all her quirks even when she squirts coffee into his mouth while they kiss.
Jenna is understandably nonplussed by Jordans outburst which, by the way, isnt over.
Both ladies are taken aback by his aggression.
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Though Jenna wants Jordans rose, shes understandably concerned about his temper and disrespectful behavior.
The good feelings do not outweigh the fits, she says with a sigh.
Its just stressing me out.
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After he apologizes to the group, though, Jenna accepts his rose.
The guy who was engaged to Clare for a hot second?
You are not alone.
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Its a sweet gesture, but Jenna is torn: I feel like this is gonna be complicated.
Damn right the producers are counting on it.
Eric and AngelaThey got barely any screen time this week, so lets assume everything is fine.
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Kendall and Grocery Joe and LeoOn Monday, Kendall and Grocery Joe were sheer perfection, as always.
I may or may not have screamed Nooooo!
at my TV when this happened, and poor Grocery Joe looks none too pleased either.
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God, I love that man.
I have some good news and some bad news for you about Leo and Kendalls date.
The good news: Jorges there!
The less we say about this whole thing, the better.
Back on the beach, Joe is restless.
I would hate for her to choose Leo over me, he sighs.
Yes it would, sir!
Excuse me while I scream into a pillow.
At least Joes able to laugh about it.
David and ChelseaDo these two have any chemistry?
But on Monday, he gives her his rose.
(That rhymes, Marge, and you know it rhymes.)
On Tuesday, Chelsea lets Leo put the moves on her in the hot tub.
Either way, no one cares.
(Next: Four women are sent home)
Jacqueline and Kenny and AnnalieseThe wrestler and the Ph.D. candidate?
Sure, why not.
After Colton turns her down, Jacqueline asks Kenny on a date.
Shes working overtime for that rose, notes Nysha shadily.
Shes putting in 16-hour shifts.
They smooch, and maybe there are a few sparks?
Later, Annaliese borrows some costumes from production and challenges Kenny to a wrestling match.
(No, notthatkind, you perverts.)
And he LOVES it.
Annaliese gets his rose.
Unhappy birthday to you, dear Jacqueline!
Also, can we like take a moment to honor this mans tremendous abs?
Get it, gurl.
Maybe next summer, Queen Bibi!
Even her intro lacked confidence.
And with that, rose lovers, another week ofParadiseis in the books.
Before you go, I want to hear what you think about all the drama.
Has Kendall lost her damn mind?
Is Tia in denial about Colton?
And would Venmo John make a good Bachelor (ifWills says no, of course)?
Post your thoughts below!
Bachelor in Paradiseairs Mondays and Tuesdays at 8 p.m. on ABC.
