British Bachelor Matt Grant and his fiancee/Monkey, Shayne Lamas, have finallyacknowledged their split.
Wed like to help them remember the good times.
After the jump, a trip down memory lane, courtesy of our Mini TV Watches.
Credit: Adam Larkey
This pissed off Shayne, as did Matt choosing to spendtime with anyone who wasnt her.
Im used to getting a millionroses.
(Strike three.)
April 1:While the other girls were playing Rugby, Shayne was at the mansionwith Holly, suffering.
I guess Shayne isnt on this show to further her actingcareer, because that scene was RIDICULOUS.
Regardless, Shayne was ready for her one-on-onewith Matt wine-tasting, dinner, and snuggling by a fire.
Matt alwayshas a strange smile on his face when shes talking.
This is my top 5, right here.
Matt gave her arose because when hes making out with her, he feels 16 again.
(I did.)
I have to look good foryou, babe, she said.
(Cannot wait to see Matt meet her dad, LorenzoLamas, next week!)
(Oh, yousurprisingly handsome, delusional man.)
Why would this beat allshocking to Lorenzo?
Anyway, I thoughtLorenzo was actually a thoughtful, decent dad.
This was her opportunity to be on television, right?
Imean, come on.
Next came the visit to Shaynes mothers house, which Matt alsocorrectly identified as having leopard everywhere.
I was kinda diggingit, he said.
And shockingly, so was I.
Does she just ask stupid questions e.g.
Do they have palm treesin London?
and Im intellectual is that how you say that word?
because she thinks its cute, and not because she doesnt know theanswer.
(Matt said he loves it.
And that he could easily seemhimself with Shayne, his little monkey.)
Ive been blond since Iwas 12, maybe 13.
I didnt think my little monkey hadit in her.
I could be totally wrong.
Seeing Shayne lose her balance was awfully cute.As was her (rehearsed?)
Its no wonder Shayne made Matt repeat the words I love you againand again.
You could see she really wanted Matt to say thewords then.
But all she got was Without a doubt, Im falling in lovewith you.
So, do you agree with Matts choice, or do you agree with Chelsea that hes a fool?
