Sad, I know.
And just how does it affect me?
So instead of reading witty discourse from Josh, youre stuck with my half-baked musings.
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But hang in there!
Hell be back soon.
Now, lets get down to business before a squirrel walks by my window and distracts me again.
Too bad Michele went out with a hilarious bang.
This mans been through hell!
Hes been riding on a giant carnival swing for 30 minutes!
Russell claimed the HOH, which meant he got to do whatever I want!
Like unleash his roid rage on a different wall in the house.
(Side note: Anyone else really liking this Russell-Jeff alliance?
Theyre the ying to each others yang Russell is Hulk, while Jeff is Bruce Banner.
And how can that not turn out well?)
NEXT: Whos the snake in the grass?
Let the butt-kissing begin!
You think thats what we think?
Instead, they just use it to commission giant screws to drill to the center of the Earth.
And thats just a waste of money.
You just did it.
In front of all of us.Then Ronnie would say,Let it look what it looks like.
But I didnt put you two up.
Oh, and see that blue wall over there?
Let that look what it looks like.Wise?
Well, if you want to catch a snake, youve got to be a mongoose.
And Im that mongoose.
Im a King Cobra, and many times, the King Cobra kills the mongoose.
So, video games: 0.
Classic literature: 1.
Now for Tuesdays show.
But more importantly, we learned that Michele is officially a power player in the house.
(Was this a Greek-themed competition because the houseguests have officially graduated high school?
If so, when do we get to see Jessie get paddled?)
Some of the objects: grapes, rats, arrows, and a bedazzled belt.
Some of the contestants could have used her help.
Kevin dropped out first, while Michele overshot most of her guesses, claiming she was bluffing.
Thats one obvious bluff.)
NEXT: Michele stirs the pot
She wasnt too surprised.
But I had been surprised by how insignificant a game Michele had been playing to this point.
But Im beginning to think that the brain actually has a chance.
Therefore, using his logic, Jessie & Co., would target her if he leaves the house.
Did Ronnie think he really was that entrenched in the alliance?
He might have been this early, for sheer numbers sake, but he was definitely at the bottom-of-the-barrel.
But in his opinion, he was.
She has a bunch of book smarts, Ronnie told Chima.
She has no common sense.
Chima responded by telling Ronnie how she wishes she could tell Russell, Get over yourself.
Responded Ronnie, Hes not anywhere near as smart as he thinks he is.
Thats a lot of delusion and projection in one conversation, eh?
Both participants of that convo might as well have been holding up mirrors while they were talking.
And memo to Ronnie: a joystick and bubble stick do not a genius make.
Of course, this makes Hulk angry, so Hulk invites Chima up to his room and confronts her.
Chima, of course, denies it, and invites Michele up to hash it out.
And then Michele denies it, lying to both Chima and Russell at the same time.
(Mmm, Scope and roids.)
You knew perfectly well what you were getting yourself into.
But why are you judging Ronnie?
Unleashing inappropriately timed flatulence is exactly how Mario attracts the attention of Princess Peach in the Mushroom Kingdom.
It was, however, a good week for Jeff.
Obviously, Jeff wasnt going to use the power this time around.
Said the master manipulator, You always have to venture to see the good in everyone.
Theres so much good in all of you.
See, why did we judge Ronnie so?
The man has a heart of gold!
Wait whats that you say?
…Except you, Michele.
The tactic didnt work, and Ronnie was voted out 4-3.
And sorry to all those Ronnie fans out there crickets but Im not going to miss him.
Alright, after two thousand words, Im spent, folks.
What did you think of this week?
Did the right person go home?
Why was the Lone Ranger in the house?
Did you vote for Jeff for the coup detat?
Will he use it next week?
What did I miss in the live feeds?
And is a still photo of an aquarium the networks version of spaghetti cat?
