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Seriously, have the majority of theBBproduction staff had really bad experiences with their grandparents?
Because they are taking all their barely concealed rage out on poor Jerry.
Through our retired Marine, what have we learned about senior citizens this week throughBB?
Really, you gotta feel for the guy.
Dont even attempt to buck the cliche, Jerry, youll putter and youll like it!
Its like putting a Polish person into the house, and making him compete in nothing but lightbulb-screwing competitions.
This week they did all they could to establish him as the Dullard.
But its not enough for Jerry to be shown boring people.
And as Memphis said, Ive got to listen to another story of Jerrys.
Which is more than likely not going to be exciting, or make any sense, or be funny.
Especially when he falls down so well on his own.
NEXT:Jerrys sinking feeling
Yes, the pool thing.
How did I doubt it?
So I have no moral high ground here.
Yes, I laughed at a one-legged guy falling down.
Will someone c’mon put that up on YouTube already?
How long must I wait to see it again?
But the producers glee of having this caught on tape practically melted my TV screen.
Look, old man, you fell down!
Here it is again!
Im starting to sound like a Jerry apologist, even though I was never that much of a fan.
I just feel bad for the guy.
All right, sorry for all that Jerry talk, but it had to be said.
Lets change topics before this gets worse and I start tucking my T-shirts into my shorts.
Jerry, without a single ally, won the skee-ball challenge to become HOH after Ollie got the boot.
Soon Memphis had contracts with him, Dan,andKeesha.
Man, I hate that.
There was her mix-up of time zones, and then her far odder sleep-bingeing on Almond Joys.
Anyway, while this was all going on, Memphis was trying to nuance his alliances.
Not that much nuance there.
Just a lie, really.)
But the Renegades seemed to be the only true alliance.
I think theres more to their friendship than were being told.
This tableau raised more questions than it answered.
The POV challenge was a familiar one called Rock-a-bye Veto (Such a creative name!
Hey, maybe this year itll win a Chally!
), and players had to guess which houseguests faces were fused together to make a baby picture.
(Its a rip-off of Conan OBriens If They Mated bit.
Hey, maybe this year itll win a Rippy!)
Renny once again proved that she is neither a physical nor a mental threat.
Renny is a police sketch artists worst nightmare.
Memphis won the POV, and yanked Dan, so Jerry was forced to put up Renny.
I thought for sure this would warrant another Screw you people!
, as she knew would happen, was voted out.
Thats self-restraint I really respect.
The comedic stylings of April, ladies and gentlemen!
Michellearrived with a DVD of highlights.
But then we were treated to an unpleasant-off between her and April.
Wow, what stereotypically catty behavior.
she cried, and then they hugged.
Two unpleasant people become exponentially more unpleasant if they are romantically involved.
Id have been happier to see Jerry and Hissy hook up.
Next week there will be two Watches (Thats right.
WednesdayandFriday afterBig Brotherfeatures two live eviction shows the nights before.
