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Boooo, Jerry!)
Ive been rethinking that, and Ive realized that it wasnt a bad thing for Memphis.
The only person who heard it was Jerry, who was already grateful to Memphis for saving him.
So Dans rage wouldnt bother Jerry.
Boooo, me!)
Did he have the epiphany at that moment that he was being played for a fool?
Or was he suffering from a sudden medical condition?
First there was the forced anger.
), Dan blasted back, Did you stab them in the back, too?
We are such strangers that Im not entirely sure of your name.
Is it Mumford, sir?
Wow, CBS, what you save on music-rights payments, youre clearly spending on boxing gloves!)
Although, perhaps that would have been unfair to the 75-year-old Jerry.
Even without any physical exertion necessary, Jerry landed an astonishingly low time.
Did he stop for lunch in the middle?
Or did he just get distracted and start telling the Keesha cutout the unabridged story of Hissy the Snake?
Sorry, Jerry, you were dealing with a mastermind!
Jerry, you dont know the half of it.
NEXT: Keeshas grand entrance
Before the final HOH competition, we took a trip to the jury house.
(Incidentally, why is Julie still touting the live feeds on CBS.com and ShowtimesBig Brother After Dark?
Who at this point is moved to watch five straight days of two guys puttering around the house?
Will this become the hot porn site for people with boredom fetishes?)
I did enjoy seeing Michelle and April be unable to force smiles when Keesha arrived.
Thats our Michelle: always firmly two steps behind everybody else.
For the final HOH, Dan won in the traditional finish the houseguests statements competition.
Considering he barely won any challenges, wasnt his biggest mistake sucking?
Dan quickly dispatched Jerry, who got choked up when conceding to Julie that this was his last hurrah.
All right, Ive gotta take my column over to AARP.com.
Theyll at least concede a tear or two.
Now all we have left is one clip show (hooray?)
and then the finale.
I dont carewhohas to clean it up; watching her head explode on TV would be delightful.
