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OnSundays show, Jessie and Memphis were against Angie, a Brian crony.
Now shes suddenly in a tight foursome with them and Michelle.
Who can keep track of this topsy-turviness?
But by the POV competition, he had a full mustache.
But after Michelle won, and it was time for the veto ceremony?
It was gone again!
I wonder if that thing is fake and he just peels it on and off.
Maybe he wears it like Jerry wears his military gear: When its off, hes lying.
I know what they mean: I always refer toBig Brotheras entertainment.)
Oh, the damage I can do with just one giant burrito and twoPeoplemagazines!
That may be true inSurvivor, but what kind of advantage does it provide here?
Every HOH competition involves answering questions like Which houseguest doesnt especially care for hummus?
All the free weights in the world arent going to help you remember that.
NEXT: Cheating and screaming
Anyway, Dan wasnt the only one trying to impress Jessie.
Michelle clearly is looking for a showmance with him.
Meanwhile, we got to experience our first full-fledged screaming match of the newBBseason.
(Im not counting April vs. Keesha, because Im not entirely sure theyre not the same person.)
(Which one of those outfits was his military uniform?
I get so confused by his rules.)
It was unintelligible, especially when Renny joined in.
I scribbled down this exemplary exchange: You said that he said that she said!
I dont give a [bleep] what he said!
Im telling you what you said!
It sounded like a variation on Whos on First, except they were all straight men.
I know what Im doing.
Was this a crafty strategy?
Frankly, I can live without seeing Jerry dance around waving a light stick.
This fight seemed to be the point where everyone turned on Libra.
(It would prove to be a red herring of a turning point, though.)
A pickle is a condiment?
That hardly seems right.
And then, late Tuesday night, the houseguests made a cameo appearance on Craig Fergusons show.
Julie Chen was the guest and treated Craig to a mock-surprise satellite interview with them.
(Jessie, flex your muscles!
April, talk about your real boobs!)
(Little-known fact: Nothing rhymes with Julie Chens pantsuit.)
But even the quietest mouse cant escape the eyes of the cat.
Wow, Sir Mix-Metaphor-A-Lot, a nautical themeandthe old cat-and-mouse chestnut?
Why not toss in But this rolling stone just might gather moss after all!
Oh, saving it for the finale, are you?
The bulk of the show was dedicated to Stevens futile machinations to stay in the house.
While Libra, Keesha, et al.
Hopefully itll happen next week.
We were treated to clips of her dressing like a flapper and a bunny.
It also turns out Rennys sons name is Sparky, which isnt that surprising when you think about it.
(He got off easy; his name could have been Yernotthebossame!
had Renny delivered after happy hour.)
Jessies family, on the other hand, seemed to be struggling to take his side.
His mother allowed that it just takes a while to get to know her son.
Actually, I think hes probably a better guy the less time you spend with him.
At least thats my experience.
), his response to her question You often say your housemates consider you a body without a brain.
What makes you think that?
was Say that again?
Jessie then explained that he got into bodybuilding in college as an alternative to drinking.
And why wasnt studying an option to fill that found time, Mr. Stealth Brain?
Im looking forward to many montages of Jessie.
Everything led to Stevens eviction (9-0), which rendered all previous strategizing moot.
The only thing that made sense was his closing statement, Suck it, bitches.
I took that one to mean that the bitches could suck it, which sounded about right.
During the weepy farewell messages, Keeshas and Angies had Steven crying.
Im glad you know how hard Ive worked at what Ive done.
And you have the potential to take your physique somewhere that you want it.
I hope you know that your goals are within reach, just by me trying to lead by example.
That speech couldnt have been more self-aggrandizing if Jessie had finished it by performing oral sex on himself.
It reminded me of just how much I hated that.
All the alien imagery spruced up what was basically a Whats gone missing in the house?
quiz, which Keesha won.
I admired how she kept her cool after winning, not jumping up and down and revealing her alliances.
What did you think of this weeks shows?
