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And it wasnt even close: He trounced Memphis, 7-0.
(you could readLynettes interview with the winneron PopWatch.)
Credit: Sonja Flemming
But what other way could it have gone?
After all, who could turn the little schmoozer down?
While talking to the jury, he went on a charm offensive that never stopped.
he chirped to Michelle after shed turned her key as if to say, That ones for free!
I love you that much!
But lets begin at the beginning.
Just how were they prompted to do this?
Amidst the greatest hits Keeshas birthday party/never-ending screaming match; Ollie and Aprils insufferable I will live with you!
Watching the early clip of her quacking, Its locked!
But in that movie, the two men went on to beat the crap out of each other.
The show began with the traditional squeezing of the sour grapes as the jury got together.
Before they could even get to tearing Dan and Memphis apart, they warmed up by taking apart Jerry.
I dont mind that these yelling matches dont ever make any logical sense.
Its like angry modern jazz.
When they got tired of arguing with Jerry, the jury moved on to discussing the Renegades.
It went as it always does, with everyone passing hypocritical sanctimony around like a Wonderball.
Keesha was livid about Memphis but forgiving of Dan.
I remain amazed at his ability to simultaneously hold two contrary opinions.
Then came the grilling.
Or, as Julie Chen dramatically said, The jurors wanted answers.
But could they handle… too-long pause …the truth?
Dan and Memphis sat there, all gussied up in sport jackets.
Where did these come from?
Although I guess I can see why this event would be semi-formal.
Memphis tried the same thing with Michelle, but she wasnt buying it.
At that point, it was clear Dan was going to walk away with this.
He had an answer for everything that nullified all anger.
Ollie was convinced, mostly because it ratified his own opinion of himself as a sensitive lover.
But hell, who cares: It worked.
(Yet another reason I found her an underrated personality in this house.)
And finally, down came Jerry, who looked unable to bend down to receive the crowd.
I say, when everything else fails, just go crazy.
(Magna cum fing laude, motherfers!)
Renny, apparently concerned that she hadnt milked enough airtime with her entrance, decided to filibuster.
Get her off!…a Thank you, a Good morning, a How are you.
‘Julie, can you hear me?
I need you to hit Renny in the head with a chair.
Tell me shes done!
They were the only ones whod actually seen it, and thereby had an insider and outsider perspective.
Had his old-fashioned charms finally won her over?
Would she yell, From now on, you might call me Mrs. Dan!
But no, it was his girlfriend, Monica.
But the winner was Keesha, which I was happy with.
But it wont make me abandonBig Brothernext season: Unlike Dan, Im no Judas.
