And this reports timing didnt help Sundays The Bad Mother, the weakest installment of this short run.
He promises that this is not a21 Jump Aquariumsituation and that he was just called in for questioning.
Quinlan was asking about Perry and knows that he raped her and is Ziggys dad.
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With five witnesses, the detective is sure that one will crack.
The first one who does gets a break, the other four are fed, according to Corey.
Janes conversation with Corey leads to an emergency beach meeting where Madeline insists they wont break.
And youre the one who told everyone to lie, so what are we saying here, Maddy?!
Youd do it for a dog, she argues upon push back from her dad and the doctor.
Meanwhile, Madeline is recounting to Ed how she told Bonnie to f off.
The one problem here is that she cant tell him the truth of why, which he clearly sees.
This sends Madeline to talk to Renata, telling her that she wants to come clean with Ed.
Its a fing pact, declares Renata, dropping approximately the tenth f of the episode already.
When he tries to talk to her at work, she says she just cant do this right now.
This ends up being a big Celeste episode, so lets check in with her.
Outside, Celeste is crying, once again saying she wont settle.
Well, why delay the proceedings, so lets jump right to the next day.
Its getting to you isnt it?
Bonnie says to Madeline, noticing her sudden guilt.
My relationship with my husband was very complicated, she admits.
It was not healthy.
Are you really over your sickness?
The rest of the Monterey Five looks on concerned.
Okay, thats definitely not a great look.
And through it all, Ive always been a good mother.
He then goes even one step further, asking if she pushed Perry down that flight of stairs.
she fires back, denying the accusation.
Again denying the claim, she begins to violently twist her wrists.
Thankfully, thats finally over, and the ladies rush to comfort Celeste.
Despite Celestes objections, Katie insists they need to put her back on the stand.
You cant leave it like that, proclaims Madeline to her friend.
You have to fight for those boys.
As this is going on, Bonnie is imagining herself jumping up during court and confessing.
To be honest, maybe just do it already since you seem to be so keen on it.
But, he also smartly realizes that he kind of already has done it just by entertaining the thought.
Tori shares that her therapist (who doesnt see a shrink in Monterey?)
told her its not about payback but not being the wimpy ass victim.
She then reveals that she keeps a masturbation diary and a sex bucket list and Ed made both.
I want you, she says.
We have sex, well probably love it.
If we dont, we move on.
Of course, if we do love it, we do it again…and again.
Honestly, I have nothing but respect for Tori.
And yet, I cant just wave wand; neither can you, he says.
Well, she soon waves something.
Shes dancing in her wedding dress, which definitely doesnt fit but we arent talking about that.
Madeline sits on the bed, out of breath, with Ed joining her.
Wow, I thought it would take a bigger wand.
But then thoughts of Perry and her other recent conquests have her crying and drinking straight from the bottle.
The next day, shes back on stand with Katie questioning her this time.
Celeste contends that she doesnt have a sexual addiction, that she just wanted to be free of Perry.
I stayed to survive.
I stayed for my boys.
Celeste isnt the only one in court Renata and Gordon are back for bankruptcy proceedings.
Juliette is looking to collect her severance, which includes $60,000 for stress management.
Shed like to leave it at that, but both us and a horrified Renata know what that means.
Afterwards, Gordon says he still loves Renata.
Her epic response: Shut the f up for the rest of your fed up, fing life.
If that wasnt enough, she hammers the point home by shoving tissues in his mouth.
Personally, I find this story choice to be just piling on.
Mary Louise quickly counters, Are you struggling, Jane?
With your conscience, perhaps?
But mainly, I resent you for killing a man, says Bonnie, admitting to killing Perry.
When I lunged at him, I was pushing you.
And that push was a long time coming.
I know Elizabeth is supposed to be completely out but I feel like she heard that!
The judge doesnt think thats a good idea but will allow it.
And, if were being honest, Im not sure Celeste can handle the truth.
The Biggest Lie of the Week:That Joe the bartender could ever be mistaken for a Jeff.
The Monterey Bae of the Week:For two weeks in a row it has to be Ed.
I mean, I dont know of anyone else who made both Toris masturbation diary and bucket list!
