Nobody knows theReal Housewivesbetter than Casey Wilson and Danielle Schneider.
Also perfect for the woman who is short on torso and long on crotch."
In the end, she settled on making it a halter top that almost cut off her airway."
Bedroom Kandi lube by Kandi Burruss
“Like Kandi, this is the only housewifeproductthat actually works.
This product can be enjoyed by everyone, except Scrubs.
We don’t want no.”
Skinnygirl Margaritas by Bethenny Frankel
“The OG of the housewife products,this stuffis genuinely good.
We’ve drank it in earnest and enjoyed our very mild buzzes.
But now B’s venturing into Skinnygirl jeans and deli meats?
Get off our jocks!”
Kyle by Alene Too by Kyle Richards
“Confused by the name of Kyle Richardsclothing store?
What does it mean?
Why is she Too?
A question that scholars and housewives fans will ponder for eternity.”
It smells of gardenias and bad choices in men."
Not for Lazy Moms by Monique Samuels
“A newwebsiteventure by Potomac housewife Monique.
But we tried this two years ago and haven’t slept a full night since.
It was actually quite delicious, but there’s a reason those Jersey girls flip tables in anger.
Theircoffeeis full-on crack!”
Cuffs by Lynne Curtin
“Neverforget.”
These are my people."
I sent in Kim Richard’s dog Kingsley.
