So who bags the win in the mother-daughter battle of the (written) words?
Well, Tori, obviously.Candylandis hardly more than an ode to the famous mums own sophistication and beauty.
In other words, its quite boring.
In fact, one chapter is even named, My Mothers Gloves Were Off-White.
Here are other reasons why you should be glad I readCandyland, so you dont have to…
2.
Want to read about her upbringing?
Well, too bad.
Timeswrote about the size of Aarons office.
Oh, and her mothers off-white gloves.
Oh, and we learn how incredibly gifted and beautiful shes always been.
Of course she wasnt.
Candy couldnt possibly cut off her friends wordsbeforeprinting the paragraph about her tenacity and politeness!
Team Tori, anyone?
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