Actually…no I dont.
Without you, wed all be bored, heartless, apathetic loners.
(Roomies, dont forget to send your questions and general ramblings to spoilerroom@ew.com.

I promise I read them all.
Or tweet me @EWSandraG.)
(In case you missed it:I teased the first part last week.)
Countdown is just that the clock is ticking at the beginning.
That is, sort of in a nutshell, what the second episode is about.
And theres a reveal that makes it all come together why he is the way he is.
The way he is meaning Agent Fallon is kind of a jerk to put it frankly.
But Pasdar promises, it all makes sense.
FromProfittoHeroes, there have been a few.
But this ranks among them, he says.
The pressure is on, lines are crossed, and my expectations are sky-high.
Pasdar suggests I wont be disappointed: The hardest thing to do in television is combine realism with escapism.
It always has, and it always will be.
But this second episode does it seamlessly.
So in terms of expectations, I think [it will] supersede them.
Television doesnt get any better than the second episode ofCastle.
THE VAMPIRE DIARIES: WILL JENNA LEARN THE TRUTH?
Last nights episode ofThe Vampire Diarieswas certainly a tough one for Aunt Jenna (Sara Canning).
And as it turns out, its only going to get worse for Elenas still-clueless guardian.
Well see her deal with it in her Jenna-like way.
Shell deal with some crazy stuff in next weeks episode, too, actually.
Something that will shake her up even worse, Canning teases.
Um, what could be worse than that?
Of course, Canning doesnt say exactly what that was, but I think we know.
I dont think it will be just speculation on her part.
Thatd be freaking awesome.
Image Credit: Jyoti Kapoor/India Today Group/Getty ImagesOUTSOURCED: BIG GUEST STAR COMING.
Rather, WWE wrestler The Great Khali is bringing his big guns to the show.
I dont wanna get hurt.
Because they do beat me up on the show, he says, laughing.
While he was coy about the details, Cheena says Khalis appearance involves an HR incident.
And, of course, laughs for us.
But Im in search of word on my man Barnacle.
We going to see his storyline picking up?
Danny
In a major way.
Really, really, really, really, really serious.
(Thatsbarelyenough reallys.)
Image Credit: Nicole Rivelli/The CWNeed some dish onGossip Girl!
Sharon
Did you read my chat withConnor Paolo?
Between Eric and Serena, Eric has a much closer relationship with Rufus.
I gotta give him that one.
IsthisBLAIR kissing DAN?!?
Carrie
Remember that returning face I teased to you?
Plus, I want Dair to be dragged out I love it too much to waste it.
Would love some scoop onPrivate Practice!
c’mon investigatethisand let us know if NBC accidentally revealed a HUGEParks & Recspoiler about Andy and April!
Allison
Official sources say that it was a mistake and not a spoiler.
And my mom says dont believe everything youre told.
Both have been correct on numerous occasions.
I LOVERaising Hope, especially Maw-Maw!
Vic
kindly, moreRaising Hopescoop!
The show is so under-loved.
Leave it toHopeto make talk of a sudden, freak death funny.
Im laughing inappropriately already.
Did you hear that, Sandra?
PUH-LEASE tell me more.
Im IN LOVE with Scott Michael Foster!
In fact, he might not be the best influence for Amber.
Nay, hewont be a good influence at all.Youll see.
Ellie
Me neither, Ellie.
Plus, Avery might be too busy to freak out once he gets a new lady in his life.
I have to be careful.
Meanwhile, I there will be areturning guest starsoon!
I say its time to make them regulars.
Im totally loving byFairly Legal.
Need info, hey!
Taylor
By seasons end, someone will be taking a pregnancy test and it will be positive.
#Imightbesortofmessingwithyou (P.S.
Twitter hashtags in text: Yay or nay?
Im going to go with nay and thus retire to my cave of shame.)
Defendersfans would love some scoop!
Were a bigger group than you think!
Who eats shrimp on pizza?!?
In tiny cameo news, look for a short appearance by William Russ, a.k.a.
Alan freaking Matthews fromBoy Meets World.
Okay, well, that was important to me.
And if you judge me for that reference, Im never scooping you or your big group ever again…
I would love some dish on the ladies fromHot In Cleveland?
Sorry, I love dramatic pauses.
Ding-dong, Hannas gone!
Got some scoop on Seeleys next move?
When is Jessalyn Gilsig coming back toGlee?
Im starting to think Im Terris only fan!
Will keep you posted.
And speaking of mysteries and secrets, Id appreciate it if you kept our little Selleck thing between us.
90210scoop, yo!!!!!
Did I mention the plan falls apart a party with male strippers?
This is why I dont write TV shows.
Id love some scoop onThe Middle!
Lia
Sue wants my job!
Well, my job once upon a time: student reporter.
Any CSI: Miami scoop to share?
He duct tapes her and ties her to the back of a van.
He kidnapped her to try and prove his innocence because he was set up.
Its a good twist.
She does not like being tied up or held against her will by men.
So I got to go a little berserk.
That was a ton of fun to shoot.
And even more fun to spoil!
(Additional reporting by Carrie Bell)