All you have to do is ‘find the Kobe’

Psst.

Meet me in the Have Not Room.

Im going to tell you a secret.

BIG BROTHER: CELEBRITY EDITION

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I was not feeling good aboutCelebrity Big Brother.

I know c’mon dont tell Julie.

Its just three weeks, and at least Paul cant win this time.

I dont even know how curling works, anyway.

But Ill tell you this: By the end of this first hour, I was absolutely sold.

Lets talk about it.

If youre here, youve likely already done a little research onwho is in theBig Brotherhousethese next three weeks.

Those five head into the house and they are justjazzed.

Metta World Peace finds the shower.

Ariadna even forgives Steve Harvey.

But their journeys are put on pause because we still have six more celebrities to meet.

As soon as the final six join the first five, the chemistry immediately lights up.

Tattoo this memory on my mind for eternity.

While all this is happening, Shannon and Omarosa are already planning an alliance with Marissa and Ariadna.

Marissa loves it, pointing out this is The Year of Women.

Seconds later, I choke on an entire piece of pizza.

This is not a coincidence.

Just like normal, there will be an HOH, two nominees, and a POV.

Chuck Liddell is the hero we deserve in 2018.

Heres the big deal with those bags, yall.

Its definitely a game changer and could ruin Shannons reign.

With that, were left to wonder what comes next.