Cherwants the post office to know, “I Got You, Babe” but they swiped left.
“No, I’m [not] kidding…could I volunteer at my post office?”
She followed that up shortly thereafter, “Is no one going to help me with post office?”

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Lady said she didn’t know and gave me # of supervisor.
I called and said, ‘Hi this is Cher do you accept volunteers?’
‘No, need fingerprints and background check.'"
“It’s certainly in the news, being bounced back and forth so I had an idea.
Why not do all your Christmas shopping early at the post office store?”
But as she sang in 2010’sBurlesque, “You Haven’t Seen the Last of Me.”