C'mon get happy: There's a new 'Partridge Family'

Hello, world, its time for an updated version ofThe Partridge Family.

Reuben Kincaid announces the release of the familys new CD a week early to foil Internet pirates.

Danny drops out of the tour for a few weeks, citing exhaustion.

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Tracys Radio Disney fanbase is scandalized when the moppet appears in aVanity Fairphoto spread wearing only a bedsheet.

Keith discovers that hes adopted, and that hes really the long-lost fourth Jonas brother.

Chris pings a paparazzos camera with a slingshot-fired pebble.

Video of the resulting scuffle is viewed 500,000 times at TMZ.com.

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