It can only mean one thing.
Its season 4 ofDancing With the Stars!
Lets start with the most abysmal:Billy Ray Cyrus.
I dont keep abreast of Billy Ray, so my first thought was, No way.
Moving on to the slightly less horrible…Heather Mills!
Not yet, anyway.
Shes a bit cold, much like the ice cream sundae she compared her outfit to.
(Personally, I would have gone all subcategory on her and said banana split.)
In other words, The execution was so tight, it was like a Hitchcock movie.
Annnd…there has now officially been a comparison of Alfred Hitchcock to Leeza Gibbons.
I didnt think it would ever happen!
I dont seeShandi Finnesseystaying in the competition for too long.
Clyde the Glide Drexlerwas adorable, rocking the same Pro Athlete Crisp Orange Shirt as season 3s Emmitt Smith.
(This was a phase.
Still, Clyde the Glide!)
I loved how he almost ripped Samanthas arm out to get to hoist the mike up to his level.
I dugJohn Ratzenbergers attitude.
Seriously, whyshouldhe be nervous?
I love how hes approaching the show with such a sense of humor.
In fact, I think he may have just won.
He spends most of his time speed skating at a 45-degree angle toward the ground.
It just didnt occur to me that something that obvious would be the problem.
I wonder how long before Tom and Bruno start making Oh yes!
Ian Zieringtied Apolo for third place after his cha-cha with the shows resident MVP, Cheryl.
Does everyone realize Steve Sanders is currently 43?
He andJoey Fatonewill be battling it out for cheesiest performance each week.
I couldnt find anything wrong with this dance.
Thats pretty much the definition of this entire show.
I commend Joey and Kym for delving into its true meaning so quickly.
Shes easily the best female role model of the bunch, on any season.
If the Ziering and the Fat One split their votes, Laila could pull ahead.
Not to mention shes paired up with Maksim.AndshesSlezaks official pick.
Shes gonna win.
What did you think of the season premiere?
Who was under-scored and who needs to get on the first plane back overseas, I mean home?
And which couples do you want to see through to the finals?
