Season 13’s Movie Night brings sparkling cameos from favorite band members new and old – and Cher!
Week 4 onDancing With the Starsseason 13 was Movie Night!
You know what that means.
Credit: ABC
No, not Cher oodles of loving closeups on some of our most cherished Harold Wheeler Band members!
Enthusiastic Chimes Lady got to solo on the slide whistleandthe xylophone.
Impeccably Manicured Trumpeter blended in alongside equally groomed brass tacks!
Thoroughly Professional Violinist now has a buddy who is almost as professional as her but has hipster glasses!
Were those French horn players twins?!
A lady played the harp!
Oh, it was a sight for sore eyes.
I truly do not mean to minimize the impact of Cher.
I mean, there was Cher.I Found Someoneabout three rows back, and it was Cher.
But maybe thats what she wanted.)
I mean…. Those costumes!
The decoys performing light saber wars during the dance demo!
Tom BergeronsNow, in a world studded with rhinestones….sportscaster-esque voiceover!
Will the judges like reveal their scores?
She had finally quit, just as she had promised just not by choice.
The judges loved their tango but more importantly, so did Dereks partner-in-flesh-colored-facial-hair-crime, Ian Ziering.
Two 10s it is!
The first 10s of the season too soon, on Week 4?
Remember last season, whenI melted into a pile of fairy dust after the triumphant Classical Week?
Derek and RickisPsychotango reminded me of that.
I think plucky, orchestral music like that enhances the talent of everyone involved.
Okay, Ive really gotta stop obsessing over the band.
Whats the rush, really?
Thats always my philosophy re: side-by-side ass work.
I dont give a f, said Maks in frustration.
It paid off: After an exhilaratingwill-he-or-wont-hemoment before the start of the dance when yes!
so clearly hes actually the most important character in the scene.
I have never wanted to hug a television-child more.
This is huge for me!
Wait, are you saying I shouldnt stomp my feet in the paso doble?
asked the dyslexic dancer incredulously.
It culminated with a terrifyingly intenseI never saw that posture!
I NEVER SAW THE TIGHT BUTTOCKS!from Len.
It will be a book of lies!
Everyone should buy it!
NEXT: Cher cries.
I guess this was his best dance so far, but it was still pretty bad!
It didnt matter though not this week, not when Cher was present.
But Cher was crying, too, so everything was perfect.
I wonder what Cher and Coco talked about during the commercials?
By the way, did you guys know Im also recappingThe X Factor?
You could read those, too!
You dont even need to watch the show!
Ooh, its like Im Julianne Hough promoting her movie.
I mean, Im not gonna lie, it was pretty boring.
No real performance, complained Len.
Bruno told Nancy Youve gotta become a ball-breaker out here.
All flesh, blood, proud, sexy.
Gets the man, does what she wants with him, kicks him in the balls.
Toms deadpan glance to the camera here was priceless.
But….shes not an actress, and she clearly doesnt feel like the ballroom is a safe place.
I dont think its gonna happen.
Important text from my mom:hey is Tristan the only Pro with chest hair??
Oh, this tragic tango!
as the ultimate secret agent of Carrie Anns heart.
Unfortunately, it was only after these tremendous stunts that Chynna forgot…everything.
It was awful and a bit uncomfortable to watch.
I just wanted them to start over.
Fine, I just wanted to see Tony fly again.
The judges inexplicably awarded her three 7s for an incomplete dance.
I liked the dramatically placed red flower in her hair, too, but come on, guys!
Carson Kressley and Anna Tre-BUN-skaya: 20/30Len, ho!
You knew the DANCMSTR would not appreciate such messin about.
Not to mention theirThe Little Mermaid Develops a Crack Habitcostumes!
The most preposterous detail of all of this?
The dance was a Viennese waltz!
I think he had the right idea.
Come on, they were tutored in sword-fighting by a pirate named Storm.
Hold me, Storm.
Um, I think I can handle that.
And ask me anything about THE BALLROOM (or whatever else) in the video player below.
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See you soon, DANCMSTRs!
XOXO,
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