On Monday, Bruno whipped out the 3 paddle from his magical box of tools.
Plus, there was mysterious booing in the ballroom, and no one knew why!
They even showed a tape…of the judges.
Credit: Adam Larkey/ABC(2)
So Boo-gate is settled.
As I jot down this.
This didnt mean the world to him.
(Rick Fox and Brandy were announced safe just prior.)
Some of these rituals seemed so ludicrous I was convinced they were half-baked jokes.
Louis eats chocolate cake?
Derek refrigerates his socks?
Corky makes love to the dance floor to feel the aura of the ballroom?
(Actually that one I believe.
)Cheryl puts hand sanitizer under her armpits?
!Keep spinning this shimmery web of lies, friends!
NEXT: This used to be Our Pros playground.
Janelle Monae and her lively yet subtle facial expressions continue to fascinate me.
Stop tweeting, Seal!
We can see you.
I liked these singers, but come on Im suffering major withdrawal from Our Pros.
I had majorCenter Stageflashbacks during that Macys dance with the red toe shoes.You know what I mean.
(Wait until he unwinds her skirt at 0:20 veryDWTS!)
Anthony
During Michael Boltons dance, they used dog bone pictures in the background.
glenn,JH
See all of this weeks Gems!
My colleague Tanner Stransky just texted me that Mark Ballas was on ABC FamilysMelissa & Joeytonight.
So Clarissa and Brother Lawrences gratuitous ballroom pop-in Monday makes perfect sense!
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