Hes probably never seen the show.

After being prompted by Brookes synthetic ponytail to address Chelsie, Jake called her one of his best friends.

Not sure how Chelsie felt about that.

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It generally seemed like she never really understood anything he was saying.

Shed just nod and bravely smirk.

What the hell was he ever talking about?

Why was he thanking Canada?

Silly, tied-down Bachelor.

You know youll miss her!

Chad and Cheryl received orders from DANCMSTR on high to perform their Argentine tango as the encore.

Im sober, of course, Cant you tell?

These recaps are always so lucid.

Im loving the musical guests this season.

Who knew she would run out to the middle of the Rectagon and totally wail?

For Fearless Love, Tony danced with Chelsie and Maks danced with Anna.

More of that second pairing, yo.

Now Thats What I Call Incorporating the Judges Table!

Of course, Edyta matched two bouts of dramatically outstretched arms to the repeated lyric just to reach you.

NEXT: All the filler segments.

(Now put your hands up!)

This guy definitely moved better.

Just kidding theyre here!

Oh, and Edyta was wearing some crazy diagonal fringe the entire time.

Id definitely watch an hour of this science stuff before committing to an hour ofHappy Town.

They could even call it that.

There was a whole other filler segment about science light bulbs, I think.

All the contestants perched themselves on stools in space and spoke sagely amidst an array of glowing orbs.

They were trying to teach us about electricity, and mental toughness, and dancing.

But the light bulbs were all around him!

If only hed remove his fashion hat and open his brain, man.

Potato Bug

Buzz and Lois looked just like Miracle Max and his wife from The Princess Bride.

My husband paused the DVR and I couldnt help but shout out,LIAR!

Susan

Has anyone else noticed the Spencer Pratt-esque mustache Derek has?

maggie

I cant believe how many of you DANCMSTRs are on board with my ridiculous Hidden Gems movement.

Someone even made the connection between the shape of Princess Sparkles headpiece and Enthusiastic Chimes Ladys chimes.

You really seem to speak my language.

Youre all one of my best friends.

We should form a cult, or at least a Facebook group.

See you next week!

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